This guy’s mustache is crazy

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I have a lot of facial hair and when my barber wants to know how short to go on the moustache, i always say “I want to be able to eat a loaded cheeseburger.” I cant imagine this man eating anything but krill.

This legend passed away. Kinda wonky to post the image without the story. This is Firefighter Anthony K. Ganzler from Fremont fire and Fremont firefighters, who passed away on Monday, March 17, from a job-related medical emergency. Just trying to pass the info forward.

It is with profound sadness that theย Fremont Fire Departmentย andย Fremont Firefighters Association, Local 1689, share the passing of one of their own:

>Firefighter Anthony K. Ganzlerย passed away on Monday, March 17, 2025, from a job-related medical emergency while at home.ย 

>Firefighter Ganzler joined the Fremont Fire Department in 2019 and was a member of the Fremont Fire Lateral Academy Class 2019-1.

>Prior to his work at the Fremont Fire Department, Anthony worked in the El Dorado County Fire Protection District as a Firefighter/EMT.ย 

>Anthony was known by those around him for his warm personality, great sense of humor, formidable stature, and often outrageously large mustache.

>He was a loving husband to Erin, a devoted father to Savannah and Abigail, and a cherished member of the Fremont fire family.

>His service and commitment to others predates his time as a Firefighter; he served in the United States Army 173rd Airborne Division.ย 

>Anthony was universally loved by all he worked with, and his passing is an immeasurable loss.

[Source](https://www.cafirefoundation.org/news/announcements/lodd-announcement-fremont-firefighter-anthony-k-ganzler)

If you look close, the stache is gelled down with hair gel. He went into his bathroom this morning, put hair gel in, and gelled down his mustache to boot. Imagine parting your gelled down stache out of the way so you can enjoy your Wendyโ€™s.

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Thatโ€™s not a mustache, thatโ€™s a mouth curtain.

[This is Anthony K. Ganzler.](https://x.com/cafirefound/status/1903194743330443329?s=46&t=_W49s4ZlxkiBV87vU3CR1Q) He was a California firefighter who unfortunately passed away a few days ago.

Seems like he had a good sense of humor tho, so I donโ€™t think heโ€™d mind all that much the mustache quips and jokes.

Lip readers hate this one hack!!

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No way this dude didnโ€™t lose a betโ€ฆthat is the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen lol.

This legend found a perfect loophole. As per grooming standards mustache should not extend beyond the corner of a lip. Standards donโ€™t say anything below the lip. So you just comb it down for inspection and when ball breakers are away you curl it up.

How does sire eat?

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Now thatโ€™s what I call a pussy tickler! RIP, sir!

I heard that back in day the firefighters typically had mustaches because it allowed for some filtration when breathing in harsh environments. Beards would be too hot and flammable but the mustache served a purpose.

His stache has a stache

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That thing flies off at night to catch bugs.

There isn’t a situation where that seems even remotely appealing. I literally just rage trimmed my mustache after getting an errant whisker caught in my fucking teeth while eating.

That doesn’t even consider how stupid this looks, or how annoying it would be to kiss (from either side of that wall o whisker.)

I sure hope he did this because he lost a bet.. (And I see that this is from his obituary, which sucks… but i stand by my assertions.)

If a mustache like that offers you a ride, hop in. ย 

With great moustache comes great responsibility.

You mearly adopted mustache
I was born into it, molded by it, I didnt see a precision trimmer until I was already a man!

I AM THE WALRUS

r/Weird

Are we supposed to be amazed by this?

โ€œI am the Lorax. I speak for the trees. I speak for the trees, for the trees have no tongues.โ€

Look like a lovable support character

I wanna make fun of that mustache so bad but too soon….too soon! RIP

If you look closely, he’s smiling.

My mom showed me this picture yesterday that sucks he passed.

RIP to a true hero!

RIP.

rip legend

Thank you for your service.
A retired firefighter.

Fan theory: maybe he lost a locker bet at the station and had to do this for the photos. Heavenโ€™s mustache game just raised the bar

That would take me forever to pull something like that off. Not sure I could even do it.

Thank you for this

Thank you for your service.

This is Firefighter Anthony K. Ganzler. He passed away on Monday, March 17, 2025, from a job-related medical emergency. Rest easy brother.

I seen this post on Facebook. He actually passed away.

He just passed away

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