This is embarassing.
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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I hope to get noticed.
Whenever I have a boner I just press down on it with my palm
Just tuck it up and under your belt/waistline
Me when the boss holds a boring meeting, and I start thinking about what I am gonna do with my GF when I finaly get home.
Hey Jim it’s your boss! I think it’s time for a raise!!
Why is it a pedobear? Do you work at an elementary school, day care, or something of the sort?
The Original Desk Pop
NSFW
Wear it proud like a medal.
Just think of grandma in the shower
Just nip to the toilet for a number 3
Oh uh, it’s the pleats… the pleats in the pants. It’s an optical illusion.
That awkward moment when your Rilakkuma mug becomes unexpectedly relatable
Drop your trousers and do the helicopter to assert dominance
Hell no, back straight and hips forward, show that champ off!
Redirect the extra blood flow to your thighs by clenching them, it’ll be gone in a few seconds
Stand proud. You’re strong
