This is probably most of you guys
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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Nope I don’t watch sports
Parlay Princesses won’t like this one
Last time I played basketball I couldn’t score a single hoop, yet if you kept your eyes on me and you had a clear lane you were getting a no look pass. 🤷🏻♂️
I could’ve gone pro! I just chose not to…
Idk about sports
But I feel like I could at least land one shot on the good guys before they somehow blast my brains out with the accuracy of Hawkeye
It’s also the same people that make a magic half court shot on live television
And women look at pretty girls on tv and are like ‘oh my god, fuck her, she’s such an ugly skank!’
Bitch I haven’t used a remote in years