This photo of 2 mice fighting in a London subway won the 2019 Wildlife Photographer of the year LUMIX People’s Choice award

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THOUGHT YOU COULD HIDE FROM ME?? WHEREโ€™S MY FUCKIN MONEY, MAN. MAKIN ME LOOK LIKE A DAMN FOOL. GETTINโ€™ REAL TIRED OF IT, MAN.

I thought they were ballroom dancing!

“I won’t say nothin, Mr. Nibbles! I swear!”

“I know you won’t, Squeaky. I’ll make sure of it”

I put my money on Left

Those are two sentient mice who went out on a food run. Obviously they had to remove all their clothes in case they were seen.

On their way out they begin to fight about how exactly they would complete their mission

Jasper suggested that they find discarded food. Marvin thought that going after employed lunches would give them a higher quality repast.

The argument degraded until Jasper grabbed Marvin and used marvin’s own hands to hit marvin’s face.

And then he told him to quit hitting himself.

What a shot!! Well done. Most wouldโ€™ve fucked up the framing and perspective

Such an iconic moment captured! It’s amazing how even the tiniest creatures can tell a dramatic story. Definitely worthy of the award!

That mouse looks like he’s shaking the lunch money out of the other mouse

Source: [https://abcnews.go.com/US/photo-mice-fighting-subway-platform-wins-award/story?id=68938844](https://abcnews.go.com/US/photo-mice-fighting-subway-platform-wins-award/story?id=68938844)

โ€œMickey quickly learned not to take Stuart Littleโ€™s calm demeanor for grantedโ€ฆโ€

Iโ€™m just picturing the subway fight from the Matrix but in really tiny voices.

Even British mice fight when drunk

It’s call the underground not subway

no remmy i should get the rotten cheese, i saw it first

You dirty Rat!!!!!

Wildlife?…. Well I guess this is as wild as it gets for city folks

Erm it’s the underground

And the photographer still didn’t take them out the hood

Well deserved award.

Sneak peek of the live-action version of The Great Mouse Detective

Matrix subway fight mice edition

Rats can be some big fuckers but I forget how small mice are.

Needs the Duel of Fates music playing over it. At the crescendo they grapple mere inches away from the train streaking by.

As this is London, I imagine the discourse in mousanees to be

“FAKIN BLADY BASTURD!”

“FAK YOU BLADY!”

“BLADY FAKIN BASTURD!”

Ufc

The one on the right has the higher groundโ€ฆ.

He is railing on him

Soon to be the next Disney Pixar movie!

Straight up strangling homie!

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
Those rats were fast as lightning

Mike!, there is a papa mice humping the shit out of this mama mice. No, he just straight driving pile her!

When your commute is already stressful, and now you have to referee a mouse MMA match.

Tails of Fury

“I SAID LET GO!”

“I TOLD YOU, THAT PIZZA SLICE IS NOT WORTH IT!”

You hear that Mr. Anderson? That is the sound of inevitability. It is the sound of your death…

FINISH HIM!

I bet the mice didnโ€™t sign a release consent form. Photographer will be out millions when they spot themselves on the internet.

I can see why.ย 

*Thought provoking* comes to mind.ย 

Almost looks like theyโ€™re ballroom dancing

I thought they were dancing

Just like real people would

*O Fortuna plays in the distance*

And not a word about which mouse won.

Disney throwing hands against the knockoffs

Wot you say bout me mum bruvโ€ฆ

The Secret of NIHM 1982

Your whole family is ratsย 

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