This sign in my hostel
Thursday, 13 Mar 2025
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The penalty is **one million dongs**
Jokes on them. If I have sex it’s over faster than someone can get their camera out
The penalty is $39.49
What if I’m having sex politely?
“Did you bring enough sex for the whole class?”
Trust me that video will be done before the popcorn is done cooking
World’s cheapest porn studio
instructions unclear – gangbang initiated
So masturbation is okay then?
If people wanna watch me fuck, it ain’t pretty. Kinda like an asthmatic potato trying to squish a pretty lady.
Whoever sends me a dm gets a nude
FREE P(opc)ORN!
Jokes on you I’m into that shit
They’re about to have a bunch of voyeurs stay there to “accidentally” get caught lmao
Stupid sexy Josephine Jackson
Well, free movie and popcorn 🤷🏻♀️
Dong for a dong…
“If someone has sex in your dorm, you must film it. Chair in corner provided free of charge.”
it’s only rude as long as you are not invited. take notes!
I mean, if everyone is included is that now ok?
(FREE POPCORN)
No sex but if you do, we’re watching you consummate like royalty and we’re bringing snacks.
No sex. It didn’t forbid masturbation…..
Wait so those fake hostel videos I wa-I mean heard of are real and it’s people breaking the rules at the hostel?
I’ve found most of the time it’s the hostel staff are the ones having sex!