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Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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ofc this is the first thing i see when i get on reddit after spending the entire day with my family
Ha! I’m browsing with my family!
I just came out for a smoke after cooking 14 hours. It’s for everyone’s benefit. 💗🤣
You?
I don’t have a family……
It’s true. I told my mom I was sick, and have been on the couch eating pizza and watching football all day. It’s fucking great.
They’re dead but okay
My family does thanksgiving on the weekend so this doesn’t apply to me yet.
I’m right here with my mom in the hospital watching It’s a Wonderful Life
Its 4AM
I have no family so guess who is assuming about me 🫵
No breaking the rules, got it!
Family already left, just watching football and scrolling reddit
Look who is posting memes on Reddit and not spending time with their children
I’m stuck in a hotel 3 hours away from them because of work. I have an excuse.
*at work
What Family
My family sucks so…
Im sick and being exiled 🤧
Done did the family thing, now I am digesting the dinner and thinking about hitting the sack early, I feel I am ready for hibernation, but do have work tomorrow.
Guess who doesn’t have a family.
me!
i am within 5ft of everyone in my family and am tired of pretending i like them
How are you seeing me?!
On purpose.
Need to recharge after dealing with people.
I stand by my choice.
I already saw them. Dinner is early here for Thanksgiving and everyone has gone off their separate ways for the evening
I’m on the toilet making room for more food thank you very much
FUCK
Me: *closes Reddit*
Also me: *opens it again 2 seconds later.*
Cringe
I worked over 10 hours today to entertain people who aren’t in my family, I come home and my entire family is gone lol, my girlfriend stayed behind to welcome me back tho lol
I’m in the army so I can’t even leave to see family lol
I’m with my family while on reddit
No no not me
Uhh it’s called multi-tasking
Going to work