tracked my boyfriend’s hot sauce consumption over the course of 13 days
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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Jesus Christ, what happened between 2/18 and 2/19?
1 whole liter of tapatio. i now realize i accidentally dated the 29th of feb instead of the 1st of march, but the amount of days is correct
I used to use A LOT of hot sauce until it started causing me medical problems.
Is his ass ok?
This mans ass is a portal to hell dear fucking god, I’ve had the same bottle for months….
Your man doesn’t like solid food. He likes vehicles for hot sauce.
Omg is he related to my husband? This but with Tabasco sauce. We have to buy it by the gallon and fill up a smaller bottle, and then the rest slowly evaporates and ferments and gets spicier.
Good luck if he starts growing peppers, I have a half pound of Carolina Reapers in the freezer 😭
You sure he’s not a zombie?
stomach ulcer has entered the chat
Let me guess – smoker?
Your boyfriend is a man of culture I see
203 servings of tapatio at 110mg of sodium per serving..
Dudes consuming 1700mg of sodium on a daily average with JUST tapatio.
And that’s just in his coffee.
Does he even have a butthole left?
Seems like a spicy guy
So does he just have fire hole literally every time he 💩?
I need to do this with my girlfriend. She might put him to shame.
RIP his stomach lining
That’s not hot sauce. More like liquid seasoning 🧂
This is guerrilla marketing for Immodium-AD.
The 19th was a hard day but the revenge of the 20th will be remembered
Holy sodium!
lol. I used to take a tiny bottle with me to the movie theatre so I could drown my popcorn in it.
Does he eat vegetables? He might be low in vitamin C and other essential nutrients. My friend didn’t eat vegetables in high school but would eat like a quarter cup of ketchup with every meal as unconscious compensation.
Anyway I can buy stock in his future gastroenterologist?
I have heartburn just looking at this. Your boyfriend owes me a bucket of tums.
get a boyfriend with better taste in hot sauce
19 was a hell of a party!
I’m probably worse
This would piss me off, like when my wife started counting my beers…. Oh you’re going to have another one? You’ve already had three.
There was no 2/29 this year
How’s your partners blood pressure with this much sodium just from hot sauce? I’m sure they’re getting sodium during their normal meals as well so this easily would push them into a huge surplus of salt per day.
Have they had their bloodwork and blood pressure taken lately? Are they bloated? This + chips would probably be a couple of days of sodium in one sitting.
Have him try Marie Sharp’s! I was a Tapatio/Cholula head for a long time.
Also you can buy it by the gallon. Which I do.
Ex military?
His rectum is screaming for ice cream
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He’s usage is consistent. Loved it.
He is destroying his stomach lining
Guys will see this and be like, “Hell, yeah”.
How’s his butthole and stomach ulcers?
And he decides to use the worst hot sauce
Bruh, I though those were years….
This is so much more than “mildly” interesting
let him live!!
Need to do this with my Mexican wife
This is me with the same size Valentina. I drench popcorn with it and I surprised myself when I had finished the bottle lmao, i was like “who tf used up all my Valentina”.
One day, he is going to make some proctologist out there very happy.