Travel safe for Thanksgiving
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
Exclusive insights, data, and analysis for financial market experts.
Search
Have an existing account?
Sign In
It’s the eye contact for me.
I see a cavity search in his intermediate future… Also, the TSA does NOT like the shirt that says “I was groped by the TSA”
“English or Spanish” moment
TSA: I will make it gay.
The officer doesn’t appear to be amused
Last time I flew, I had headphones in my shirt pocket, and the TSA guy cupped my peck like it was a titty. I laughed. He laughed. Then we made out in front of the line of people waiting behind me. He was a virgin and busted from the kissing. Everyone laughed at him. They didn’t find the explosives I was hiding in my butthole.
“C’mon. You know you want to!”
Is wearing a shirt like this to the airport passive aggressive? Or just regular aggressive?
He ain’t wrong
that T power pose lol
I went to Italy with a few people and took my Nintendo Switch for the flight along with some spare AA batteries for the pro controller.
I had a ton of electronics from cameras, to laptops, a tablet, my phone, battery banks, etc and I forgot the batteries in my bag when I emptied it into the bins at the security point. The TSA guy pulled me aside and asked me to explain the “device” in my bag. He turned the monitor and on the xray I could clearly see 2 groups of 4 cylinders wrapped in cabling (my phone and laptop charger). It looked very much like how an explosive device would look in a movie.
I quickly stammered out “they’re AA batteries” and the TSA agent chuckled and opened the bag revealing my batteries and cables.
Still wasn’t as bad as arriving in Italy where AFTER going through customs when I was about 20 feet from the doors to leave the airport I was stopped by a man in a suit, who ushered over a military man with a very very large gun. The man in the suit began questioning my bag. Eventually I figured out he thought I stole it because I’m a man and it’s a pink bag. I had borrowed it from my girlfriend at the time as one of my bags was damaged.
This was me when I forgot to take my wallet out of my back pocket.
Love it.
Oh my
Isn’t That’s how you know your packing? if you get a TSA pat down.
“Are not entertained?”
I was kinda drunk from the night before while going through security in Canada one time. I told the guy searching me that I “hadn’t been touched like that in years” and winked at him. He was not as amused as I was.
respect to you Sir 🫡
Idk the guy looks willing and excited for the pat down
I’ll buy a few to mess with TSA.
gonna shove metal in my pants for an extra hands-on experience
My experience is they have no sense of humor whatsoever so maybe not do that unless you want the cavity search and maybe you do. I’m not here to judge.
My favorite line is “No, thank you 😉” when they thank me for getting a pat down. My wife hates it when I do this.
Lol.
That shirt.
Dude went through the entire airport with the sunglasses on expecting the sun to come out
Randomly chosen every time.
Wife: “Please don’t wear the shirt.”
Husband: “I *specifically* bought it for this trip, Susan.”
They are fine dude. Haven’t you been traumatized by an adult when you were little? If you can’t get your testicles screened by a man at 30+ you apparently have been too sheltered
Could be. Here in denevr, we had some TSA agents working together to grope the guys guys they liked. All fired.
You better hope to god you don’t get a female agent
Is moaning protected speach?
He so far in the closet he got dressed up for his “date” without even trying
I can only imagine what slipped through the checkpoint while their attention was consumed by this guy.
Funny? Nah
Every bit of this moment is planned
The t-shirt making, shipping, purchasing channels, the Agents training, ticket purchase, and so on…
Only person with second thoughts, the one wearing the assuming shirt
Sovereign citizen humor.
Alternative, don’t tread on my snowflakes.
Sadly, there’s always going to be that one person that thinks they’re hilarious by stating they’re there to do the one thing you’re told to watch out for, which just wastes everyone’s time. I’ve got nowhere to be, so I’ll gladly waste both our times, buddy.