Trust me, babe.

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World is crucifying him on the only human thing he’s ever done publicly.

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Eyeing them tiggol bitties

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In plastic gold digger bimbo culture it’s actually a compliment to stare directly at their huge fake tits

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I mean… who tf wears her outfit to an inaugeration?

I like how he’s turning into Jesse Eisenberg (looks wise)

Zuckbot had to scan the surroundings.

Context?

We all know those lizard eyes see everything all at once.

Ok now I believe he’s human

Testosterone is suddenly strong with this one

Bro was eyeing something

Nice boobs are nice boobs

Trust me, I read it on Facebook.

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Isn’t it good to know that all these billionaires will be dead one day?

As if someone could love this freak, we all know why she is with him

Friendly reminder to delete Instagram and Facebook.

I don’t get it. He has more money than anyone, yet he has a terrible haircut and a horrible suit. How is this even possible?

Trust is everything. But also prenuptials.

He’s gonna get nailed with a sandal when they get home.

It’s like staring at the sun

Well can’t say he was fact checking for false data can he?

If you want better delete the app, it’s all he understands, take back control.

I didn’t know Steven Tyler had gotten a boob job. 👀

America’s so back baby, even boobs are back, remember boobs?

Billionaires can have absolutly stunning ladies and they simping on Lauren Sanchez…. 🤦

Maybe the other way around: babe, those boobs are great, you will like them too, we must buy her

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Looks like John and Yoko after they fkd over the Beatles

Imagine being in a relationship with that sniveling loser.

He can just leave like 6.5 million of pocket money in her purse before they leave, she’ll forget.

What I always wonder about is do the wives ever give any pushback to these rich guys? Or do they just always agree with them because they know they’re set for life with all of the money they have?

你给我回去跪榴莲!

For all is our supposed progress, the elite are still “the most powerful men in the world and their women.”

We need velcro to descend upon his head. And then elevate Zucker to the ceiling whereupon pinyata games ensue.

Masculinity. Show her who’s bosssss.

He’s trying to re-brand, cut him some slack 😂

Didn’t he fuck a llama?

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