Two inmates in separate cells managed to conceive a child without ever meeting. They passed semen through the air vents using a makeshift line made of bedding, and the woman used a yeast infection applicator to inseminate herself. Against all odds, it worked, and the baby was born healthy
Life,uh finds a way
Imagine telling your kid this story.
Joan Depaz: “I put the semen in Saran Wrap every day like five times a day for like a month straight.”
Daisy Link: “He would kind of like roll it up almost like a cigarette and he would attach it to the line that we had in the vent and I would pull it through. From there, I had placed it inside of, you know, the yeast infection applicators? I had placed it inside of there and then from there, yeah, I administered it.”
She said it only took a few tries before she became pregnant.
[Source](https://wsvn.com/news/investigations/shes-a-miracle-baby-miami-dade-inmates-describe-secret-way-they-got-pregnant-in-jail-without-meeting-each-other/)
Why is homies mustache like that
This is IJF. In jail fertilization
Off brand Andrew Garfield
I just have one question.
Why?
Inspecting the vent after
Speed running single motherhood.
I used to regularly perform IVFs (transgenic technician, rodents and livestock). If the sperm is decent, it’ll survive for waaaay longer and in much worse conditions than you think. I’m not at all surprised that this worked, especially when they were attempting it so often.
I am much more surprised that she didn’t get an infection.
There are prisons with both male and females on the same campus? And close enough to have this even happen?
you are in literal prison, WHY do you need a baby RIGHT NOW? why do you decide that this baby needs to be born while you are IN PRISON. people always find a way to be selfish and ignorant and take advantage of another life.
Of course it’s in fucking Florida
This how Jesus was conceived if I remember my childhood Bible school correctly
I bet there was a bright fluorescent light in the northern sky and 3 jailers presented gifts of cigarettes.
If only they would apply all that ingenuity to improving their lives.
Just because you can doesn’t mean you should. From the looks of their mug shots, kids got an uphill battle ahead of him
Every day we inch closer to Idiocracy
DIWhy?
Dipshit’s going to owe support the second he’s free
And they want me to pay for IVF
And you’re telling me I can’t even get a girl pregnant when I’m outside
And IVF clinics would charge over 100k and not even promise the same results that two imbeciles achieved in trying circumstances
Definitely wasn’t raped by a gaurd
I’m sorry.. what?
That’s a nice fun project to work on and pass the time