Uh… I don’t even think Kirby can fly now. The ability to get crippling anxiety.
Thursday, 13 Mar 2025
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The never ending desire to get dominated by a big titty goth mommy.
Adhd, imposter syndrome, depression, and the ability to drive Class B vehicles with passenger endorsement.
Crippling depression
You are on Reddit so no matter how many answers you recieve the only ability gets from people here is:
Dissapointment
Total immunity to the urge to clean his room
His farts now smell like cow manure
alcoholism and a fucked up body godspeed kirby
Multiple sclerosis
Indecision… or maybe not…?
Loses all ability
Postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome (POTS)
Ultimate procrastination
Crippling anxiety
The worst case of autism, the warhammer autism
The ultimate power-up
Beig bad at maths
Asthma
The ability to overthink things and not care about those things at the same time
He is now Forklift Certified
He can play the bass really well
he got dementia
he got dementia
gets easily distracted
Sarcasm
Severe drug addiction
Disabled
Smooth brain
Chronic Kidney Disease
Cancer
He contracted autism
Sleep insomnia
Kirby can now blow himself
BEHOLD, A SLIGHT CAFFEINE RESISTANCE. TREMBLE BEFORE THE MIGHT.
He can now smoke weed and master bait like a champ.