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Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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Does he have only one to rip off?
This is the correct way to do it. Are you learning, brothers?
It’s actually weirder than that. They don’t have a penis, but instead grow a modified arm that holds sperm. They don’t rip it off and throw it, but instead insert it into the female’s pallial cavity and just detach it and leave it there. The males are only 1/5 the size of the females and have a much shorter lifespan. They only breed once while the females can have multiple broods.
There might be an observed case of the behavior described in the meme, but it’s certainly not the standard behavior.
Relatable.
Well he’s got 7 legs 9 brains and 3 hearts one leg doubles as a penis
so looks like he’s loosing his manhood and a leg to keep his genesis alive
I wonder, he must get some sort of “reward” for ripping the appendage off. (Otherwise why even go near a female).
Soooo… do they do “practice” rip offs?
I wonder… How the hell did they evolve like this? Like, what is the advantage over, well, idk, putting the penis in yourself? I know, they are not gonna be eaten but like… Girl just don’t eat your man??? Smh head
You know what, I can really understand his plight
I’m wondering if the line “Doesn’t matter. Had sex!” Still applies? Do you need to be attached to your penis for it to count?
Why don’t male praying manti do that?
How do you throw something while underwater?
More like go fuck *myself*
What if she just leaves it? Bro went through all that just for her to not use it.
*I got a v to the a g i n a, but no p e n i s envaaayy* /
*Because for real yo? I got a dil – do. I got two dil – dos, I got three dil – dos!*
Athens Boys Choir know what up
I bet that Bobbit guy wished he had an octopus dick…
Octopi women out there dodgin’ dick
How do they know this? Are these creatures learning this shit from watching their friends get eaten? Or is it just something they learn early in octopus culture? Like how do they just know to rip their dick off to survive?
Now that is interesting as fuck ! Well done!
Also… TIL
How do they know that they might be eaten? Is this all just instinctual?
But don’t octopuses just go fuck off and die as soon as they reproduce anyway?
Brother took dickpics to the extreme
So, does it die after it does that or?
I just give roses
The female octopi of that species should be called Lorena Bobbitts
I wonder if this is just instinct or if they totally understand what they’re doing.
What’s funnier is that the penises are homing
One of the octopi formed a band and wrote a song about it.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iJU-S8T0-k](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iJU-S8T0-k)
“Detachable Penis.” For your enjoyment.
What about the poor guy’s orgasam? Tell me he at least enjoyed ripping it off.
Yikes!
Based
Between nuts and life , I’d take life too.
Man, incels will do *anything* to get some.
In reality, the arm carrying the sperm is actually inserted, no ‘thrown’ and then it is ripped off
Which is the literal dream of every victim of SA
There was one girl in college that was so ugly I had to jerk off into my palm and throw it at her vag before escaping.
Wasn’t that movie octopussy about octopus mating rituals?
Sounds like something a transgender would do