UnitedHealth CEO Andrew Witty says that the company will continue the legacy of Brian Thompson and will combat ‘unnecessary’ care for sustainability reasons.
Thursday, 13 Mar 2025
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So what you’re telling me is they learned *nothing* 😐
I’d pretend to be shocked, but I don’t feel as if I even have that left in me at this point 🙄
If this guy dies in the next year it will be the funniest shit ever
Dude, read the room… are you suicidal?
In other news, man inadvertently paints target on own back after failing to heed the warnings from recent events.
After all, is it really necessary for poor people to live?
Is stupidity a pre-existing condition?
Insurance companies shouldn’t decide what is necessary care. You warned of Obamacare death panels, GOP? These are the real death panels. Everyone one of them that exits this world the better.
It’s a person, not a fucking Honda Civic, you sociopathic dolt. There’s rarely such a thing as unnecessary care.
Who is gonna be our next Luigi? All you need is just a little spark…
(frantically looks for The Onion Logo)
Unnecessary care… I don’t think I’ve heard a more soulless phrase this year. How are these people allowed to decide who gets to live and who doesn’t. In a modern society, food, shelter and healthcare should be basic human rights. I don’t understand the US
#FreeLuigi
By unnecessary care, you mean all types of care
“Unnecessary care”? In common language that means fuck you and yo momma
Unnecessary care means ‘any care they have to pay out for that is not for them or for a member of their family that is valuable to them’. Scumbags.
Go ahead and learn nothing. Ain’t no shortage of angry people in this country, and guns are far more affordable than healthcare.
Not very witty to say this at this point
Homey, I would seriously watch your back after a statement like that
“I’ve never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure” – Clarence Darrow
lol what an asshole
So the 2024 version of let them eat cake…
I hope Mario has a fireball for him.
Killing sick people – ❌
Unnecessary care – ✅
We need Luigi his job ain’t done. 🥹
Did he actually say “sustainability reasons”. Does he mean sustainability of their business or as in green like culling people so the rich are sustained? Like Soylent Green?
Not the brightest crayon in the box. What if this is a network of people and not just a one-off type of deal new CEO of UHC?
Then UHC won’t stay in biz because they are unnecessary.
In Russia, people keep falling out of windows. It would be funny to see the same shit happen here
Tell me you spend a small fortune on personal security without telling me you spend a small fortune on personal security.
Look, one dead, already replaced few days after…
Thats how much they care for you at work. A replaceable thing.
Let’s not forget that the President-elect wants to get rid of the Affordable Care Act and replace it with “concepts of a plan”.
If that happens the definition of “unnecessary care” is about to broaden widely once the ACA protections are removed.
still not sure how any of this is legal. What happened to it’s illegal to practice medicine without a license, and that’s exactly what these Insurance companies are doing. How the f what is needed and not needed. They are not doctors, nor do they have the patients chart or are able to fucking read it
Mario, can you deal with this? Luigi’s unavailable.
oh FUCK this guy
Not so witty.
Imagine coming out loudly and proudly proclaiming that you learn **absolutely nothing.**
“Crushing the plebs was his passion and we will not let his death be in vain. We will continuing the crushing machine he has built here at United Health and it will grow and we will crush even harder. We will not stop crushing these insects that scurry among us. They will know fear, they will know suffering, and ultimately they will be exterminated.” – assumed quote from Andrew Witty
The legacy of systematically denying Americans the insurance they pay for and then watching them die? Weird flex, not okay.
I wonder if they would cover him going into a hospital to address this suicide attempt
Willing to bet this guy won’t step foot in any public setting without security around him after a bold comment like this.
Let’s see how sustainable losing top execs to assassination ends up being and then we can circle back, k?