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Monday, 17 Mar 2025
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I’d need a large enough sample size of both to test this
My house keys taste like coke
Some people definitely need to upgrade their piercings.
I trust this message more than I trust most media and politicians 😂
Much in the same way, if you jiggle them, the simple minded will be entertained for hours.
Instructions unclear. Now I’m locked out of my house for the next few hours…
And there’s no place like home
Only if they have bad jewelry in there.
I’m a latch key kid, baby
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Just tasted my pierced titties, can’t say they taste like much to be honest. Now I know what house keys taste like though!
Saw the Tesla and thought this would be some anti fascism protest.
I love Philly
It’s not the taste, it’s the clacking against your teeth. Ugh. Only once, ages ago, but I still involuntarily shudder when I remember how it felt.
It doesn’t taste like a house key anymore. I used it to open the back door.
Tastes like pennies
The public needed to know
I may have to lick my house keys now.
It surprises me he knew the taste of both.
I’m tryna get home
Philly? This looks like irregular
Conversely, house keys are totally unresponsive regardless of, mine at least, technique.
Who licks their keys?
Never was able to find a pair unfortunately
SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS
Thanks for that, first spit take and belly laugh I’ve had in a while
I’ve been told mine tastes like a spoon lol. To each their own.
But do they get tangled up
Who’s tasting house keys?
And there’s no place like home
Safety pins…….it taste like safety pinsxxxxxxx
(What nips have yall been sucking on?!?!?)
Go birds
Why are you still licking house keys??
*licks house keys*
Ah.
So buy your date the 14k gold ones. Duh.
Now where’s that gif of Christine Taylor vomiting into her mouth? I know I left it somewhere.
I used to lick pennies a lot as a kid
And there’s no taste like home.
“DID YOU KNOW…”
Never link the 2 together but yes they do !
Guess I’ll be adding house keys to the foreplay
Never understood the pierced nip thing. Nobody wins, and it’s not sexy (to me anyways…)
Please girls, no tattoos or piercings on those titties. They don’t need anything to improve them, they are so wonderful just the way they are
who tested this?
There’s no place like home they say.
(And if they taste metallic, upgrade your hardware and take a bath)
So do my house keys taste like pierced titties?
I think someone should wash those titties cuz that has not been my experience
I get that little electric tingling every time I taste them.