USA went from 4 seasons pizza to 4 payments pizza
Friday, 28 Mar 2025
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Financing a pizza feels dystopian
Paying interest rates on a Big Mac was not something i ever conceived in my mind of ever happening. Though, when i think about it more, im wondering how it didn’t happen sooner lmao
Debt = slavery
“Your honor, I am declaring bankruptcy due to my crippling pizza debt”
Sure, you may have lost all your global influence, caused a massive economic collapse, and set a new record for most disliked presidency, but at least you can buy eggs in installments.
I feel like i saw that a while ago
Seems like we’ll speculate on future eggs now.
Now you can pay for your 100 dollar burger delivery with a credit car… I mean klarna.
Basically, yeah.
Everytime I see this I think it says karma and get excited
“Yo dude can you lend me $3, I need to make the down-payment on my cheeseburger”
More like buy now, pay never
Same thing as credit cards
When having food delivered gets so expensive you break it in to 4 payments