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Other people may also see god if you drive and text.
The French can be hysterical!
Why wouldn’t he call you on your phone? Like, who’re they to say that God doesn’t communicate through the telephone network?
90s era joke email vibes
He’s just as likely to call you on your phone tho
Cant go to loud places. God can’t take the headaches. The migraines may have scared him away for good this time. Maybe we got lucky.
You dont know me, maybe i got his number.
The French clergy don’t mess about.
It’s like a church from the 16th century. Brutal.
There were signs everywhere in Chennai saying: Only if you are late for an appointment with God.
All I see is the period punctuation outside of the quotation marks and it makes my American English eye twitch
OMG
Will he get a text back?
He really should just call though, he’s basically left us on read for 2024 years now
That doesn’t sound very Christian.
Brilliant!
The god doesn’t work in mysterious ways over phone call.
You can put this message in every god houses, regardless religions.
Every monastery got infiltrated by phones.
Le malin is everywhere..
In America he does call you on your phone. Specifically on the AT&T network, with one of the largest 5G networks nationwide. Did I tell you they’re running some specials right now? $45 per line and everyone gets a free iPhone 13!*
.* Conditions and restrictions apply. God only available in mainland US (excludes Hawaii, Alaska, and Puerto Rico). God will only speak to you with the activation of a new line.
If god wants to call, why not use my mobile? Or wait for church? It makes no sense.
Thanks for the “translated” I really thought it was french
Ha ha
Even the subject of that exaggerated story thought that was funny enough.
I’m dead by the end! 🤣
Mean while, ignore the fact we can’t center our text on this poster……
Ive always had bad associations with the church, but this was probably the first time ive had good emotions with a religious context since I was 10. Thanks for this, don’t mean this to be weird, id love to be closer to christianity but just find it hard sometimes. This fun perspective came at the right time. Bless
Ugh, this seems funny until you’re in a Lyft ride & you need to remind the driver to keep his eyes on the fucking road & he still picks the same thing up to
Look at it after putting it down. Do whatever you want between rides but not while I’m in the fucking car counting on you to get me home safely
You can read the same around Italy 😂
This signs so passive agressive, I love it lmbo
If you’re texting and driving I doubt you’d see god but the devil
Poor people
The money that could have been spent helping the poor was instead wasted on a page drenched in $60/oz black printer ink.
Nice going, very Christian of them.