Waterford Whispers News (Irish equivalent of The Onion) on yesterday’s events
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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To add a twist of irony to the joke: there was an actual, unvetted, Russian camerateam present to report on this live.
While Reuters was not welcome.
The German equivalent did it as well (and they acknowledge taking inspiration from this):
[https://www.der-postillon.com/2025/03/sicherheitspanne-weisses-haus.html](https://www.der-postillon.com/2025/03/sicherheitspanne-weisses-haus.html)
Not just them. RT News were invited too.
The sad thing…I fail to see the satire…
Well, Trump and Musk really trying to destroy American democracy and build “power vertical” same as Putin did when he came to power in Russia. Trump is about to control FBI. He clearly prefers Putin to old western allies. When something looks like a dog and barks like a dog, it is probably a dog.
If I were American, I’d be so embarrassed.
And if I were a decent, hardworking American, I’d be mad as hell and start revolting.
I see no lies here
funny?sad? how the professional comedian turned hero has to put up with the crotchgrabber and the couch humper
Weakest U.S. administration in my life time. (Born 1980)
As weak if not weaker display, than afghan retreat.
NATO is de facto dead. It will soon be so also on paper. America has been infiltrated by russian intelligence at the highest levels.
The attempt to appease Trump will never succeed, no matter how much more we spend buying american weapons, no matter what tariffs the EU takes on the chin, no matter what compromises we reach, because the ultimate goal of Russia is to destroy NATO and the EU, to incorporate Ukraine, the Baltic states and Moldova into greater Russia, to extend their zone of influence in Poland (they already have Hungary), Slovakia, Czechia and in the distant future to reach the other slavic nations in Europe, the Balkans. And now, through whatever dirt or material they have on Trump (Krasnov), they own the White House. They will not stop until they reach this goal. It may not be tomorrow, but in 20-30-50 years, this will be accomplished. And the rest of the great powers of Europe (Germany, France, UK, Spain, Italy, etc.) will become museums. Visiting spots. Until they decide they want to see how’s the weather there.
The only option to secure an EU future is for EU nations to have nuclear rockets, if not ICBMs. Armament factories in the EU should already be running 3 shifts, 7 days a week. Wake up. Become aggressive. Any Ukrainian sacrificial offering is just a postponement of what is already in the plans.
Another option is to attract Canada and Greenland in the EU, and to cover Ukraine’s back: everything on the left side of Dnipro under EU protection, boots on the ground and no flight zone in that area. Let the war happen on the right side of the Dnipro, let Ukraine free its soldiers from the northern border and protect Ukraine from any Belarusian attack there.
You’re a douche bag Vance.
Think you are a tough guy in front of your boyfriend.
Vance’s hands look like they’d be cold and slightly wet, 24/7.
They look like the hardest thing they’ve ever done is point to 4″ below his knee to show the tailor where to hem his pants.
They had KimJon article a few years back. He was seen to be walking g on the sun. They got hacked.
Thank you! I just needed this! 🤣
💯% facts
Trump stance actually makes sense if you think from Russian agent angle. He’s angry his president is being defaced, he’s saying Ukraine doesn’t have card as if he’s negotiating on behalf of Russia, and he’s lying for Russia.
lolsob
Where’s the satire?
They would have tossed Zelensky out of a white house window like they do at home, if there was no media present.
Yeah Trump and Vance
pretty sure thats more than just 2
POS
It’s cute how Donald and James David wear matching outfits!
Russian assets shouldn’t be in the White House.
I wouldn’t be surprised if Trump invited them personally
Satire doesn’t exist anymore
The most important aspect is Protecting Europe against Russia .An American citizen who is being detained by a foreign government:)
I’m boycotting ANYTHING made in the US. From household products to online services. Not much, but it’s as much as I can reasonably do. I invite you all to do the same and spread the word.
I hate this body language, they only brought him to mock him and tell him, you either do what we say or we won’t give you support.
It’s sick
When I was a child (50-60s) the Republicans held the image of being ‘The Adults” while Democrats were considered ‘childish idealist’. It was not true but that was the propaganda. Impossible to pull that one off these days.
Ireland doesn’t need nuclear weapons, we murder you with words.
Vladdy is Trump’s Daddy…JD is just the fluffer….
When do treason charges become a legitimate possibility?
“Security breach” 😂
What do you think is all over Russian state back media atm. Trump allowed them in and the throwing them out is staged.