Watt’s the problem

Your wife firing up the Hitachi.

It’s over 9,000 jiggawatts of power.

Ahh, yes

Me: “Ah finally some cooler weather, [Turns AC off] I’ve been waiting all year for it to be this nice! Maybe the electric bill won’t rob us blind this month!”

My Wife:[Walking out of the Bedroom with sweatpants, socks, a hoodie, and a beanie cap on] “BRRRRRR! It’s **FREEZING** in here! Honey, would you turn the heat on??”