Way to be subtle!

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My brother said he was going out shopping for himself right after my dad and I got home from Christmas shopping when I was like 9-10, probably younger. I told him to be careful and not buy something big like a TV, and I kept emphasizing TV.

My dad stopped bringing me Christmas shopping after that year.

One of my presents was revealed a few weeks ago. My 4yo walked in the door with my wife and said, “Daddy, I picked a Christmas present for you. It’s a surprise! It’s dice, do you want to see them?”

My wife tried explaining what a surprise meant, but he was too excited. I just laughed and told him “Thanks, buddy! But I’ll open them on Christmas day.”

One year I wanted a mirror to see my entire body in since I couldn’t do that with the bathroom mirror and my mom got one and wrapped it in front of my little brother. (I was probably playing at a friend’s house at the time.) When I came home and saw the big, rectangular shaped gift he was like “that gift rhymes with “irror!” He pronounced it like ee-er to make it sound like “mirror” as much as possible.

Every time i have to get gifts for someone i say something like this but in the end its not that object

That’s so sweet. It’s the kind of story you’ll remember for a lifetime โ˜บ๏ธ

When my brother was sick he got my mom the SpongeBob movie for Christmas LOL

Well, what was it? Inquiring minds…

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he needs two bird feeders.

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It’s a child. It can’t go to the store. it can’t order online. Someone else bought the damn bird feeder.

Why pressure a child under such commercialism?

There are other ways.

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