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Ministry of Peace
George Orwell, 1984
Currently Department of Incompetence
Not only shitfaced, but incidentally also full of shit, and a piece of one too.
I’m partly convinced they’re just doing silly shit to see how far they can push the limits and how much they can get away with.
Clearly alot.
“Gentlemen, you can’t fight here! This is the War Room!”
How about The Ministry of Peace? Minipax for short.
But I thought Trump was the “President of peace”
Debartmen of WAR!!!! Hic!
department of war crimes
Ah yes.
Donald Trump, the man who said “no more wars,” having a head of the Department of *War*.
Fuck these people.
It’d be a lot more honest to call it the Dept of War.
Department of Under Intoxication
TBF that is the old and more accurate name.
This chat group will prove beneficial to prosecutors when he attempts the ” just following orders ” defense.
Department of War is the original, more accurate name. Changing it to Department of Defense was a deliberate bit of doublespeak rebranding. They also call military operations in other countries “defense”. Defending “interests” by bombing other countries isn’t defense.
Fox News Presents The Department of War!
Is Trump the president of peace or war? Pick a lane.
Department of War is more honest to my ears, but more importantly, about a century back, that’s what defense departments were called in many countries. Colonial, imperialist countries. They are very clear about what period of time they want to carry this country into.
Ministry of Peace (Minipax)
Department of war? What an idiot
There is nothing functioning about an alcoholic, and they are pretty much always drunk….
Well, it was the War Department and Naval Department until after WW2.
I assume to both show it as a singular Department and the focus on having a large peace time force (which the US didn’t really have prior to that).
Poll shared on signal.
Don’t have an official title of War Lord yet
A moment of silence for those who stuck it out on Twitter to pick these fights with bravery.
So what would be the point of the department of war if there’s no war?
So, we’re going to re-amend the National Security Act of 49?
Department of Drunken Assclowns
I was thinking about this earlier, how ironic it is to call it Defense when all they do is launch offensives around the world. “Department of Offense” would be more accurate, Department of War is most accurate.
Department of Drunks
Department of Unfit Idiots.
He’s always drunk.
The name is Pete Kegsbreath.
I should be surprised that he’s completely unaware it used to be called the Department of War. It didn’t become the Department of Defense until after WWII. But this administration is so incompetent that nothing surprises me.
Jojo is one of my Internet Heroes – every damn day.
He’s so stupid he doesn’t even know it used to be called the War Department. It was renamed in 1947 to better streamline military operations and create a more unified national defense structure. He’s so fucking clueless he has no idea what that means.
Department of the Industrial military complex
Department Under Influence
Department of smoke and mirrors to divert attention from big embarrassment.
I so fucking love JoJoFromJerz.
Should we be surprised, coming from a douchebag wannabe crusader.
Why would the self proclaimed no more wars cult need a department of war?
It…it WAS called the Department of War.
The name was changed because people were like, “hold up, we don’t like war” in the immediate aftermath of the end of WWII.
How the fuck can you be the Secretary of Defense and not know where the fucking name comes from?
Mark my words, they’re going to introduce a bill to rename the United States of America to the Kingdom of Trump.
“Department of War”, brought to you by the “no new wars” administration.
I despise this administration but Department of War is unambiguously cooler.
I think DoD works still, Department of Drunks
Whiskey-leaks
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