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Thursday, 13 Mar 2025
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I bet the other guys immediately start Googling ”average male height”
I’m 5’4” but I tell everyone I’m 4’11” because they don’t notice.
I told his mom my piece was 2″ just to see her face when I gave her the extra inch.
As an actually 6’5” guy, this feels kinda like bullying.
I do the same thing. I’m 5′ 7^3/4 but I say I’m 5’7.
im six flat as a guy i randomly change the height i tell people by the roll of a four sided dice no knes noticed yet
I am exactly 6′ but I tell people I’m 5’11”
6’5 is crazy, therea no way someone would mistake it for just over 6ft
I’m 6’3″ but tell everyone I’m 6’5″. Our power is not for hurting.
I hope you bump your head everything you do this. 😬
She is gonna rickroll them for real. .
I just wear heels to establish dominance
my husband is 6’7″ and he always tells people he’s 5’7″
Those guys must have been double checking themselves lmao
I’m 5’11” I tell people I’m 5’11” because it’s funny to be taller than guys claiming to be”6′”.
6,1cm? My god, he’s tiny!
Do people not know how tall they are just call them out tf lmao
I am 6’1″, I’d just think that my back problem is worse than I thought and I am shrinking. Or I had somehow unknowingly eaten shrooms because they always make me feel like a Lilliputian.
Luckily I’m too short for this to affect me
But I’ve seen the same joke send the around 6ft lads running for cover
whats with americans and their obsession with height?
I’m 6’2”, but know where a comma is supposed to go.
I’m not falling for that one. My 5’11” ass can definitely tell when the difference is more than two inches.
I’m 182cm, which is a cm under 6ft. I’ve had dudes shorter than me claim to be 6ft in front of other people. When I call them out they say i’m lying and must be about 6’2.
thats genuinely so good lmao
I’m 6” exactly. I was gaslit into thinking I was 6’3” for years.
I’m 5-foot 11-and-a-half, and refuse to call myself 6-foot to make it clear to all the other “6-foot” guys I’m taller than that it’s ok…
Not as crazy, but I’m in Pakistan and am one of the tallest amongst my friends. I am 5’11 but they INSIST that I am 6’0.
Gotta start doing this tbh
That’s wicked
This guy would just be made fun of by other men by being so ridiculously wrong with eye balling his measurement.
I’m 5’11” and say I’m 5’11”. It’s fun watching all the 6′ tall dudes that are shorter than me panic
Im 5’7 according to one convertion rate and 5’9 according to another (I work in cms) so I decided Im dead in the middle and tell everyone Im 4’20.
Im 5’5 but I tell people I’m 5’2 when there’s another guy just slightly taller than me