What am I supposed to do now
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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Surprise! I brought additional family members!
every dang time
ive came back with family sire
Hate this.
People should have their pets fixed. It’s stupid and irresponsible not to.
And money is not a reason not to. There are places that do it for free.
it usually happens when the parents are too strict with their kids
I’m so sorry karen but I’ll be having a baby soon
Looks like she’s got some *paw-ternity leave* coming up
“Mom, I have returned from my journey in the wilds with great news, I’m with child. I demand sustenance! Prepare double portions of our finest meats, and be quick about it, or I may tire of your company again”
Accurate as fuck. They always come back hella pregnant, or your neighbor cat ends up having kittens that look like your cat.
