Unironically agree with the dicks, pussies, and assholes speech as I’ve gotten older lol
bedpost_oracle_blues
2 months ago
America! Fuck yeah!!
Cultural-Problem-107
2 months ago
FU Hans Brix!!!
blameline
2 months ago
From the IMDB; when this was screened for studio executives, they knew they had poured a lot of money into this, knowing that it was going to marionettes. When the first shot opens with a cheesy marionette and a really fake background, one of the studio execs figured that Stone and Parker had spent the money on other stuff – he yelled out “Oh my God, they F&$#ed us!” Then the opening shot pulls back to reveal a cheesy puppet show in front of the high-priced puppet world. Hats off to the execs who green-lit this film. They took a risk, and it was worth it!
doodoometoo
2 months ago
-it’s ME, it’s ME!
-Looks like he’s saying “Kiss me, Kiss me”
-“SMARTASS MOTHERFUCKER!”
Regular lol factory
External_Hornet9541
2 months ago
It had me from the first caption:
“Paris, France, 3635 miles east of America“
gueuze_geuze
2 months ago
The fact that they’re parodying RENT and the song is just “Everyone has AIDS! AIDS! AIDS! AIDS! AIDS!” fucking murders me every time.
onefingerleft
2 months ago
Matt Damon!
Pitiful-Cut-9120
2 months ago
“I’ve got five terrorists going south east on Baka Laka Daka Street!”
FreakyXdink
2 months ago
Bust your gut laughing kind of funny. A piece of art.
farside808
2 months ago
Freedom costs a buck o’five.
RealDanielSan1
2 months ago
I liked how the streets in Paris are paved with croissants.
Morose-MFer81
2 months ago
America…..fuck yeah!
Let me explain to you the kind of man Gary is. He’s a man who knows that when you put another man’s cock in your mouth, you make a pact. A bond that cannot be broken. He’s a man so dedicated that he will get down on his knees and put that cock right in his mouth.
RogerTheAliens
2 months ago
Better than Pearl Harbor….
Dear-Layer-7141
2 months ago
🎼 I’m so ronery , so ronery , so ronery and sadry arone. There’s no one, just me onry, sitting on my rittle throne. I work reary hard to make up good prans. But nobody ristens, no one understands. Seems like no one takes me serirousry! And I’m so ronery, a rittle ronery. Poor rittle me! 🎼
squadwerd_
2 months ago
It’s not about sex Gary, it’s about trust!
Huge_Following_325
2 months ago
“Everything is bon!”
-ToPimpAButterfree-
2 months ago
“We’ve lost INTELLIGENCE we no longer have intelligence”
Mobile_Aioli_6252
2 months ago
F.A.G.
Lunchie420
2 months ago
“….and if you run into trouble, just use the signal – you remember the signal, don’t you?”
*proceeds to flail arms*
“Perfect.”
jeradatx
2 months ago
I laughed so uncontrollably hard while watching the puking scene that my body and face actually hurt. The absolutely ridiculous sight of it all, paired with the overly dramatic music was just too much.
malektewaus
2 months ago
I was in Iraq the first time I saw this. My friend bought a bootleg copy in a Baghdad bazaar while out on patrol, which is already perfect for this movie in particular. It was a perfect copy, and it was clearly made from the original version submitted to the ratings people. I’ve since seen the unrated version on official DVD, and that was not the version I saw back in ’05. The version I saw had so much more. The puppet sex scene just went on and on, he shit on her chest and she played with it for a while and it just kept going as minutes passed while I watched with actual shock. I don’t know what I expected, but I could not believe what I was seeing. I wish I had that bootleg DVD now, just to confirm that it wasn’t some fever dream.
Sizeablegrapefruits
2 months ago
It’s almost 2025 and I still say, “derka derka Muhammad jihad” a couple times per week, and I might for the rest of my life.
GoodWeedReddit
2 months ago
that sex scene was burned into my poor teenage brain
PhantroniX
2 months ago
Honestly the first scene is my favorite, where they blow up a ton of world wonders while aiming for a terrorist. Blow up the Louvre? Damn, missed him!
French-windows
2 months ago
“if things go badly, you may want to take your own life. You’d better take this-”
(Slides hammer across desk)
SearchElsewhereKarma
2 months ago
What would a girl like her want with a fella like me, I don’t know anything about fast cars or fancy restaurants
MonkeyBrain3561
2 months ago
Good for a laugh and to be humbled as an American.
TChaikovsky69
2 months ago
Hysterical… and somehow still timely
900Spartans
2 months ago
The dicks, assholes, and pussy monologue is hilarious and prescient.
Banned4Truth10
2 months ago
Cinematic masterpiece
TreyRyan3
2 months ago
$32 million budget for a puppet movie is an absolutely brilliant “F-you” to Hollywood studios.
The fight with the MPAA to get an R rating, absolutely brilliant.
The sociopolitical mockery is spot on.
It’s not a great movie, but at the same time it is brilliant on so many levels.
It’s an outstanding piece of political satire
I promise, I will never die.
You have balls, I like balls
Unironically agree with the dicks, pussies, and assholes speech as I’ve gotten older lol
America! Fuck yeah!!
FU Hans Brix!!!
From the IMDB; when this was screened for studio executives, they knew they had poured a lot of money into this, knowing that it was going to marionettes. When the first shot opens with a cheesy marionette and a really fake background, one of the studio execs figured that Stone and Parker had spent the money on other stuff – he yelled out “Oh my God, they F&$#ed us!” Then the opening shot pulls back to reveal a cheesy puppet show in front of the high-priced puppet world. Hats off to the execs who green-lit this film. They took a risk, and it was worth it!
-it’s ME, it’s ME!
-Looks like he’s saying “Kiss me, Kiss me”
-“SMARTASS MOTHERFUCKER!”
Regular lol factory
It had me from the first caption:
“Paris, France, 3635 miles east of America“
The fact that they’re parodying RENT and the song is just “Everyone has AIDS! AIDS! AIDS! AIDS! AIDS!” fucking murders me every time.
Matt Damon!
“I’ve got five terrorists going south east on Baka Laka Daka Street!”
Bust your gut laughing kind of funny. A piece of art.
Freedom costs a buck o’five.
I liked how the streets in Paris are paved with croissants.
America…..fuck yeah!
Let me explain to you the kind of man Gary is. He’s a man who knows that when you put another man’s cock in your mouth, you make a pact. A bond that cannot be broken. He’s a man so dedicated that he will get down on his knees and put that cock right in his mouth.
Better than Pearl Harbor….
🎼 I’m so ronery , so ronery , so ronery and sadry arone. There’s no one, just me onry, sitting on my rittle throne. I work reary hard to make up good prans. But nobody ristens, no one understands. Seems like no one takes me serirousry! And I’m so ronery, a rittle ronery. Poor rittle me! 🎼
It’s not about sex Gary, it’s about trust!
“Everything is bon!”
“We’ve lost INTELLIGENCE we no longer have intelligence”
F.A.G.
“….and if you run into trouble, just use the signal – you remember the signal, don’t you?”
*proceeds to flail arms*
“Perfect.”
I laughed so uncontrollably hard while watching the puking scene that my body and face actually hurt. The absolutely ridiculous sight of it all, paired with the overly dramatic music was just too much.
I was in Iraq the first time I saw this. My friend bought a bootleg copy in a Baghdad bazaar while out on patrol, which is already perfect for this movie in particular. It was a perfect copy, and it was clearly made from the original version submitted to the ratings people. I’ve since seen the unrated version on official DVD, and that was not the version I saw back in ’05. The version I saw had so much more. The puppet sex scene just went on and on, he shit on her chest and she played with it for a while and it just kept going as minutes passed while I watched with actual shock. I don’t know what I expected, but I could not believe what I was seeing. I wish I had that bootleg DVD now, just to confirm that it wasn’t some fever dream.
It’s almost 2025 and I still say, “derka derka Muhammad jihad” a couple times per week, and I might for the rest of my life.
that sex scene was burned into my poor teenage brain
Honestly the first scene is my favorite, where they blow up a ton of world wonders while aiming for a terrorist. Blow up the Louvre? Damn, missed him!
“if things go badly, you may want to take your own life. You’d better take this-”
(Slides hammer across desk)
What would a girl like her want with a fella like me, I don’t know anything about fast cars or fancy restaurants
Good for a laugh and to be humbled as an American.
Hysterical… and somehow still timely
The dicks, assholes, and pussy monologue is hilarious and prescient.
Cinematic masterpiece
$32 million budget for a puppet movie is an absolutely brilliant “F-you” to Hollywood studios.
The fight with the MPAA to get an R rating, absolutely brilliant.
The sociopolitical mockery is spot on.
It’s not a great movie, but at the same time it is brilliant on so many levels.