What does my fridge say about me?
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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You haven’t taken your medication in days
You live in NYC and this is your entire apartment.
That is the angriest chicken I’ve ever seen
You think this is a closet not a fridge
You shouldn’t store raw chicken next to produce
I’m sure they make a pill to help you ☺️
The keys go in the microwave and the perfume goes in the blender… Everyone knows that.
You get bored easily
All of these people think it’s fine to leave a raw chicken just sitting on the shelf
Your cat needs a sweater if you are going to let him in there.
A weird naked dog jumped in your fridge
Clearly you have abused the storage mechanics of video games in the past.
You remain unrepentant for party rocking
The funniest thing is an only started at the top and was like “is that perfume?”, then saw the keys and purse and was like “tf maybe that’s what they do to make sure they don’t forget their lunch in the morning?”. then scanned the rest and ahhhh i see what’s going on here
Your fridge says you’re living in organized chaos… or maybe just chaos. I’m stressed out from just looking at it.
Hmm…You’re a male Dj with a nicotine problem and a girlfriend who takes care of her self, tries to game with you for date nights, and is unhealthily obsessed with her cat. 🤔
You’re off your meds
That chicken looks like it’s alive and very angry
Unless that’s a white chocolate kitty, you’re a meanie.
You think keeping the music mixer in fridge would make your beats cooler.
They’re eating the cats and dogs
This is the most Bushwick fridge I’ve ever seen
You frantically search for your keys in the morning and then remember to feed the cat . Problem solved treat yourself to a Starbucks and tell work traffic was crazy.
your raw chicken looks like a cat without fur
You have some interesting dietary habits.
The vapes are killing me