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Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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Every movie I don’t like
I don’t know, i only watch 15 – 60 second succession clips on YouTube shorts
Anything popular (I’m different)
certainly not Idiocracy, that documentary was made only for intellectuals such as myself
I had never been high before because of a job I had. I left that job and decided to get high for the first time. I got edibles because I hate the smell of weed and don’t like smoke. I get Apple Plus for free so I decided to watch Napoleon. I took one gummy and an hour in the movie I didn’t feel anything, so I did the classic blunder of taking another gummy. I’m enjoying myself so far then it hit all at once. I’m watching Napoleon, eating pizza, and thinking, “this is the best movie I have seen in my life. Peak cinema. An emotion picture.” There was a scene where Napoleon was leading a horseback cavalry and it’s the most epic moment of my life. The music went in sync with my heart beat. I’m thinking, “this will change movies forever.” I wake up the next morning and go to rotten tomatoes to see the critics rave about it. Reading the terrible reviews was an eye-opening experience and put life into perspective. I’m refusing to rewatch Napoleon because I don’t want to ruin my memory of watching it baked out of my mind and thinking it was pure genius.
Don’t worry darling
Ricky Gervais’s The invention of lying
Any Tom MacDonald song
Any film where the reviews mention being stoned or having to be stoned
Suckerpunch
Not specifically movies but Peaky Blinders, literally style over substance. How many times are they gonna walk in god damn slow motion while some random rock plays lol
Butterfly Effect.
Nothing except everything
Both “Now You See Me” films
All of them. Super genius like me wastes no time watching the movie
The Boondock Saints and American Sniper.
uj/ Forrest Gump
rj/ Forrest Gump (Get it, cause the main character is a fuckin’ dumdum?!?!)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucy_(2014_film)
Every Transformers movie after the first
Joker 2
Every movie. Movies are for fucking nerds
I think that’s the whole appeal of Zack Snyder’s oeuvre. He’s the only big name action director that injects pretentious themes and makes the themes so obvious that the really dumb can get them and they fall in love, because it might be the first time they’ve even detected deeper meaning in a movie.
The Boondock Saints (1999)
Don’t Look Up
Birth of a Nation
When Florence Pugh is getting that Oppenhussy and says the Bhagavad Gita line
A Serbian Film
“Don’t look up”. Pretty shallow caricature with a heavy handed agenda meant to make one group feel smug and smart while portraying the other as complete imbeciles.
Don’t get me wrong, I agree with the underlying message that climate change needs to be taken more seriously – but anyone who thinks it demonstrates a good point has a very two dimensional understanding of politics and also neglects the fact that the movie doesn’t make you think, it just makes you feel self righteous or indignant
Any movie that isn’t an allegory for something. Allegories automatically make a movie deep and profound no matter what.
Everything Marvel lol
Idiocracy, Saltburn, anything by Adam McKay
Tenet
Inception.
Any Nolan film
Jonkler
donnie darko
/uj donnie darko
all of Nolan’s “science fiction”
Joker (2019)