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Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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the song is in past tense..
Sheep happens
It’s a big lamb now
Lamb stew
Mary had a little sheep.
With the sheep, she went to sleep.
The sheep turned out to be a ram!
Mary had a little lamb.
We say “had” because the story is from long ago. She’s definitely dead now, and so is the lamb.
Mary had a little lamb,
She kept it in her back yard
And when she bent over,
His wooly dick got hard…Oh! – “The Diceman” Andrew Diceman Clay
Cause it grew up into a healthy and happy sheep. 🐑
Had for dinner?
The sequel nobody asked for: *Mary Had a BBQ*
Then the lamp got stolen by a fella who has a fking walking castle
Mindworms
“Mary had a little lamb. With mint jelly.” -Dot Warner
*chk chk BAM!* no more lamb! mary had a little lamb, and now he’s ham!
Um, *phrasing?*