What the hell HAPPENED?!? [OC]
Thursday, 13 Mar 2025
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In our defence, the trilobites were nothing to do with us.
It’s a bit like finding an old bottle of your favorite sauce at the back of the fridge. It’s not going to be the same. There have been some… changes.
“It’s already 2025 AD and no second advent in sight, has Lord abandoned us?” Bruh, trilobites waited in vain for 300 million years.
You missed an opportunity to have him say “oh god”
Mine too god, mine too 😔
Your son didn’t tell you what happened? 🤔
that could explain why this year start so weird
“THAT’S where my other airpod was this whole time?!?”
Well we still got horseshoe crabs.
Also platypuses. But they don’t have much in common with trilobites.
“Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he’s created?”
If the christian biblical god exists, I’m pretty sure he cruises around the universe and is working on a couple of million ‘Earths’ for fun, just shooting the shit and creating all kinds of wacky species. At least that’s what I would do. So much space, so much time
Or does the bible mention some kind of exclusivity contract with the lord? Are we (as in humans) the main focus, according to scripture?
… Does the catholic church have an official stance on aliens?
They’re gone, but they left an impression. Several, in fact.
He must be amazed that today’s trilobites look like him.
Someone tell him about the isopods. They come in all sorts of flavors like went n’ dry and roll or run.
# OH MY ME!!!
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What in my name is TikTok?
Satan! Come here at this instant!
Horseshoe crabs are basically the same thing.
Sharks, crocodilians, and horseshoe crabs are all millions of years old
God when he opens that one, forgotten container in the back of the fridge.
There’s a great song by Shakira about something like this, back when she only sang in Spanish and all of her songS her absolute bangers
https://youtu.be/G1Jfqcmteh0
At least God could be forgiven for forgetting about us in a universe so vast.
If the aware one that’s unforgivable.
He must have not liked them THAT much if he forgot
Trilobites would be really upset right now.
Me opening up Spore after 15 years
Oh no, it has grown civilization. Ewwww. Gabriel, bring the sapiocide!
I can’t tell if god is shocked by the state of the Earth or the lack of trilobites, I really hope he’s just a massive trilobite lover because me too god
Oh no, troglodytes.
Isopods will have to do, Your Lordship.
God abandoned the earth for a trillion year just to find some hairless apes are fucking it up
I get it, trilobites were my favorite too then
Me looking at the mold that grew on my little pumpkin plant.
I like to think this joke has nothing to do with humans and is just God reacting to trilobites not being around anymore
I like the poses in the first and second panel also. Lotta personality in them
It’s funny because this comic is just as valid as the story religious nuts came up with
*God invents childhood cancer*
*leaves*
Horseshoe crabs are still bookin’ about
He saw your search history, of course
What happened? We have computers in our pockets, vaccines, internet, video calls from Avery’s the world with family … I don’t know what happened …
I mean, at least we have the horseshoe crab
Why does God look like a Human and not a trilobite?
Is this style also called Ligne Claire style of drawing like Tintin?