what would y’all do
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
Exclusive insights, data, and analysis for financial market experts.
Search
Have an existing account?
Sign In
Die
not be there because my fat ass aint fitting in that slim ass tunnel
I CAN NOT do anything in this situation
Ask myself: “Bro, how did I get there?”
jokes on you! i’m a flexible motherfucker! i’ll use my feet to pull myself out of the horizontal space so i can then climb the vertical one and escape! BONES ARE FOR BITCH BABIIIIIES!
wait until i die to dehydration. There is NO WAY that its possible to escape
Okay hear me out guys I need you to break my legs every few inches so you can roll me out, I’m gonna scream and tell you to stop but under no circumstances do you stop, I’ll be fine ill eventually pass out from shock then when you finally get me out go ahead and send me Greenland if you catch my drift
Imma get the best sleep ever because I’ll die
THIS is why I don’t do outdoorsy shit like this.
If I’m going in a cave It better be a big one.
Do a
?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c5fadab9ee03643531cdc6342fda04b66b492ec
Abuse the cavern until it is forced to expel me
Saddam Hussein
this looks like that mummy joke from peter explain the joke.
Tell a trusted adult
Pause the video and rewind
…
Sir how the fuck am I supposed to do anything in this situation?
You can roll onto your belly and crawl out legs first.
Shit my pants
I’d remember what Saddam Hussein did in this situation, and then remember that Saddam Hussein never went through this situation
Wedge my head into the smallest crevices then try to rotate my body to snap my own neck.
Stare at the massive chunk of earth in front of my face.
wait to die ig? nothings saving me
assuming that’s the Muddy putty cave I’d ask the recusers to be medically euthanasiaed to prevent my suffering knowing there’s no way out
kick and dig around me enough to get out i hope?
RIP John Jones 🥺 one of the worst ways to die. For anyone who doesn’t know, this happened to a real person.. except this diagram is rotated. He was head down 😬 Nutty Putty Cave, for those who are curious.
Pray I suffocate in a couple minutes.