Wait till they find out Jesus didn’t speak English
prof_mcquack
2 months ago
“Pronouns are bad! Pronoun is good!”
Oh. Okay.
CuddlesForLuck
2 months ago
Get me outta here
TheNecroticPresident
2 months ago
Jesus never drove a Toyota Camry. Should we ban cars now?
h3X4_
2 months ago
Oh wow… they really are as stupid as they seem
tazzietiger66
2 months ago
Actually Jesus would of said ” **אֲנָה הוּא** “
No_Arugula8915
2 months ago
There are more than 100 pronouns in the English language. It would be exceedingly difficult to speak a full sentence without using at least one pronoun. 🙄
nicoj2006
2 months ago
Religions were created by humans to control the masses.
winter_whale
2 months ago
Winter_whale never uses pronouns because winter_whale understands freedom thank you very much
BusyBeeBridgette
2 months ago
He also said he is the “Bread of life” and that no one would go hungry if they come to him. Cooky.
Truth be told. If we had a guy going around, today, preaching all the stuff Jesus said – We’d have him sectioned and locked up for his own mental health… Or elect him as President.
Too soon?
smelllikesmoke
2 months ago
Jesus identifies as his own dad
mettiusfufettius
2 months ago
Jesus never wiped his ass with toilet paper either… what’s your point?
KaleidoscopeOk5763
2 months ago
“No you can’t take away my political grievance blankie with facts and logic nooooooooooooooo waaaaaaaaaaaaaa”
Basil_Bound
2 months ago
Education in America is Pay-to-Play
xThrillhoVanHoutenx
2 months ago
It’s not so much that education is illegal…it’s more that ignorance is free.
Rfrmd_control_player
2 months ago
Not illegal. Expensive and optional, like a true capitalist society should be. /s
Apprehensive-Bad6015
2 months ago
My stepfather said he didn’t get all this shit about pronouns all of a sudden and that he would never bend a knee and use them.
The look on his face when I told him he had been using pronouns his entire life was priceless
CompetitivePirate251
2 months ago
Aah, the stupid states of Ah-murica … about to be led again by the stupidest president ever with his idiot side kick Elmo. Sigh.
00collector
2 months ago
“I don’t know what pronouns actually are, but I’ve been told they’re bad. So …”
Legitimate_Bat_888
2 months ago
Good lord 😑
DemandParticular8559
2 months ago
“I am He”… related to Steven He per chance?
AchiefHunt963
2 months ago
Can someone explain this post to non Christians and non Americans?
romeogolf42
2 months ago
Look, Reddit is being literal and pretending that’s clever.
Practical-Hamster-93
2 months ago
Given the “education” is created by idelogues to justify their existence, I’m not sure the education you imply, is actual education.
But nothing new there.
Zeno_The_Alien
2 months ago
Watching propaganda in real time is wild. They managed to completely redefine words, and now grown adults have no idea what a pronoun actually is.
How these fucking idiots survived to adulthood is beyond me.
OTee_D
2 months ago
* M – ake
* A – merica
* G – ullible
* A – gain
echocardio
2 months ago
This is why I force all my Christian employees to wipe their arse with a stick.
No thanks bud, if it was good enough for your lord and saviour then it’s good enough for you. Toilet paper is just for the Satanists and suchlike.
I also have them travel to my home annually to pay their taxes but that’s just a convenience thing.
McSmokeyDaPot
2 months ago
Jesus also said the wealthy should find every opportunity to give what they don’t need themselves, to the needy. When they gonna start doing that part?
Sea-Internet7645
2 months ago
I see the problem: when you’re talking about God to Christians not he/him it’s He/Him.
peachpinkjedi
2 months ago
This is exactly what 45/47 wants of the public; absolute brain damage.
Make America study again
Wait till they find out Jesus didn’t speak English
“Pronouns are bad! Pronoun is good!”
Oh. Okay.
Get me outta here
Jesus never drove a Toyota Camry. Should we ban cars now?
Oh wow… they really are as stupid as they seem
Actually Jesus would of said ” **אֲנָה הוּא** “
There are more than 100 pronouns in the English language. It would be exceedingly difficult to speak a full sentence without using at least one pronoun. 🙄
Religions were created by humans to control the masses.
Winter_whale never uses pronouns because winter_whale understands freedom thank you very much
He also said he is the “Bread of life” and that no one would go hungry if they come to him. Cooky.
Truth be told. If we had a guy going around, today, preaching all the stuff Jesus said – We’d have him sectioned and locked up for his own mental health… Or elect him as President.
Too soon?
Jesus identifies as his own dad
Jesus never wiped his ass with toilet paper either… what’s your point?
“No you can’t take away my political grievance blankie with facts and logic nooooooooooooooo waaaaaaaaaaaaaa”
Education in America is Pay-to-Play
It’s not so much that education is illegal…it’s more that ignorance is free.
Not illegal. Expensive and optional, like a true capitalist society should be. /s
My stepfather said he didn’t get all this shit about pronouns all of a sudden and that he would never bend a knee and use them.
The look on his face when I told him he had been using pronouns his entire life was priceless
Aah, the stupid states of Ah-murica … about to be led again by the stupidest president ever with his idiot side kick Elmo. Sigh.
“I don’t know what pronouns actually are, but I’ve been told they’re bad. So …”
Good lord 😑
“I am He”… related to Steven He per chance?
Can someone explain this post to non Christians and non Americans?
Look, Reddit is being literal and pretending that’s clever.
Given the “education” is created by idelogues to justify their existence, I’m not sure the education you imply, is actual education.
But nothing new there.
Watching propaganda in real time is wild. They managed to completely redefine words, and now grown adults have no idea what a pronoun actually is.
How these fucking idiots survived to adulthood is beyond me.
* M – ake
* A – merica
* G – ullible
* A – gain
This is why I force all my Christian employees to wipe their arse with a stick.
No thanks bud, if it was good enough for your lord and saviour then it’s good enough for you. Toilet paper is just for the Satanists and suchlike.
I also have them travel to my home annually to pay their taxes but that’s just a convenience thing.
Jesus also said the wealthy should find every opportunity to give what they don’t need themselves, to the needy. When they gonna start doing that part?
I see the problem: when you’re talking about God to Christians not he/him it’s He/Him.
This is exactly what 45/47 wants of the public; absolute brain damage.
“I AM” also works
Jesus a tranvestite ? I knew that hair was odd.