When life gives you lemons…
Thursday, 13 Mar 2025
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When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these!? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it gave Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am!? I’m the man that’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’ll get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
No wonder life’s been acidic 🍋🍋🍋
Make lemon cola
What
Make lemonade and throw it at someone!
When life gives you lemons… squeeze them into a margarita and keep going.
Wait didn’t we give lemon to life? And now life it’s giving us back more lemon?
Everything is lefse?
The universe: a relentless stream of disappointing experiences
Maybe we should have stayed on Earth. At least the lemons there are edible
Space is full of lemons, apparently