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Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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The door opens just as I am about to recreate the White House explosion scene from Independence Day in the toilet.
Are you twelve? Man up, shit as loudly as possible. Aster your dominance
More worried about whatever tf is on the toilet seat
If they didn’t saw me get in, the secret it’s waiting for them to leave so I can get out
Shit happens.
Plot twist: You sit down and there’s pee on the seat
I like to leave the door open for visitors
Ts CANNOT be a real post by a REAL person 🙏🏻💔🔥
If I have to poop in public it’s time to go home
This is definitely a woman thing. Men only use the toilet if they need to shit and they are not shy about the noises they are making
Hey, they made the coice to come in here when I’m in here. Their nose is gonna hate them for it.
i was taking a shit at a gas station toilet and a kid ran up knocking violently on the door thinking im.his dad and keep saying “DADDY WHEN ARE YOU GONNA BE DONE!!!!”, i told the little guy im not his dad but he just keep doing it, i guess his dad was in the toilet and already left or something because i was the only one in there
For anyone who also suffers from pooping in public anxiety, may I recommend using your phone to distract you while you poop.
“It’s just a ghost”
#ITS A GHOST
*its a single person bathroom
DOUBLE PANIK
That’s me pissing in the urinals.
Or..be an adult and let er rip..
Are this many people really embarrassed by their bodily functions?
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