Where can I sell my blood for $297 a pint?
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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Who says you have to sell *your* blood?
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See, no one is worthless 🙂
I’m 5 lungs away from buying my first house
The black market
does tampoon count
Whitehorse basement
Blood eh? Well ok but I like to hang onto my organs & skin
Random person: Hey, can I borrow $20 until Friday?
Me: sure. Meet me at this shady abandoned warehouse. There’s a plastic tent in the basement.
Reckon they’ll take a slightly abused kidney? I only need one right
In a Chinese Uyghur concentration camp
Asking for a friend?
I think I could live without a kidney
Why would I sell *my* blood for $300 when I can sell *someone else’s* skeleton for $6k?
Wait, what? 630 USD for one liter of blood? I can get you gallons of this shit, where can I take it?
where do u sell kidneys i have an idea
Wonder how much Adrenochrome goes for? Asking for a friend.
Can you sell a lung? I have a feeling mine are good quality
I sold off my skeleton a few years ago to cover some gambling debts. Not only did the Mafia not have to break my legs anymore (couldn’t even if they tried 😆), I’ve also discovered my love for travel. Traveling is cheap when you can just squish yourself into a box and mail yourself anywhere.
I’m like a human jellyfish
Vampires. No clue about money
People asking chatgpt if they can live with only one lung and kidney
Thank goodness for the black market. You sell one kidney to a hospital and they’re grateful, but you sell 6 kidneys and they call the cops.
why is skin so cheap?
Sell one of your kidneys, one of your lungs, one eye, your hair (not included in the list, 100-500$ per 100g, depends to health and quality), half of your liver, your bottom ribs, and sell around 500ml of blood whenever you can.
Congrats, you are a millionaire (probably, i didnt do the math)
Can we actually just sell body parts? I would definitely sell a kidney.. That’s a good bit of change for my family.