Which movie is this for you?

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Dirty Dancing. Watching it now, the dad seems perfectly reasonable to me.

The little mermaid. Not that ariel is a villain but I side with dad now. “Get your fins back in school girl, you are not running away with some grown ass man!”

Top Gun is top of the list for me. Iceman was the reasonable one…

Not a movie but like 50 percent of episodes squidward seemed reasonable

Bob is a manipulative villain in What About Bob? He even got to marry Lily.

Liar Liar

The bee movie

Mrs. Doubtfire

E.T.

The adults were completely correct in wanting to assess any potential risk and contain a visit from an alien, but they took it too far by the end and should have listened more to Elliot.

Blade Runner. Then again, the protagonist is just kinda just doing his job.

In every buddy cop movie ever, including Lethal Weapon and Bad Boys, they all deserve every chewing they get from sarge, and in fact probably should have lost their badges multiple times over.

Mr Wilson…..the man is retired and wants peace and quiet. Not Dennis causing all his problems

Me when I watched lion king as an adult and realized Simba is a brat and Zazu is fed up and rightfully so

Airheads but i specifically mean in the sense that Fraser’s character was a completely immature grifter and that his gf was right to be mad and leave.

Chef Skinner in Ratatouille!

He was 100% right in not wanting a freaking rat in the kitchen cooking

Ferris Bueler – Cameron is a reasonable kid managing a situation with awful parents that are separating.

Ferris comes from a stable home and is a complete narcissist and manipulates everyone around him to get what he wants.

Dennis the Menace. As a kid I thought he was funny and just being playful. As an adult, I want to spank that little shit head.

Wicked witch of the west for sure.

The shoes were hers by right of inheritance, meanwhile Glinda was all “Only evil witches are ugly… uh, what kind of a witch are you, deary?”

Fuckin all Dorothy had to do was click her heels 3 times and the Wicked Witch of the West would have been all “That’s all you want? Cool, done.” But no, Glinda put her all on a cross-country journey through woods and heroin poppies and all manner of dangerous shit for no reason other than sending her to a Wizard she never needed to see in the first place.

Caddy Shack

Parent Trap. The parents were insane to each take one child and Meredith was just leveraging her assets to get what she wanted.

Lilo & Stitch. Nani was just doing her best!

Every Tom and Jerry cartoon.  

Jerry is a prick.  

Mean Girls. Cady’s entire relationship with the guy was just being in the same math class for 2 months and him asking her what day it is. Regina was his ex girlfriend & ex-lover. “I was half a virgin when I met him” Yet because Regina gets back with him, Cady spends the next 5-7 months trying to destroy her.

Peter Pan. Kid was an absolute jerk and a menace. Hook was pissed that he chopped off his hand and fed it to an alligator. Seems reasonable.

Christmas Vacation. Todd and Margo did nothing to Clark in the movie and he would be a nightmare of a neighbor.

Tim Curry’s character in Home Alone 2

Reality Bites. Ben Stiller’s character is much more reasonable than Ethan Hawke’s

Murtagh in Lethal Weapon 2. That man had DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY!

The girlfriend in Clerks 2. From her perspective, she was trying to build a good life with a man I think she actually loved.

Edit: After reading some of the comments, let me clarify. I felt like the movie wanted us to root for Rosario Dawson. By default the girlfriend becomes the opposing team. That being said, you guys are right about the film not having a protagonist and Dante being the jerk.

The landlords in RENT. Like, you can’t be squatting in my place without paying. And please stop doing illegal drugs and starting trash can fires in the units!! Jesus, those people sucked.

This is why I shouldn’t be given superhero powers because I feel like I have good ideas that would involve a lot of bad things happening.

Jacob from twilight. I guess he’s meant to be an antagonist of sorts, but fr ” you’re 16 bella, you can’t just go off and marry a 109 year old man, and no I don’t want you to become a weird bloodthirsty demon, I’m better for you than he is” (actually correct) i guess literally anyone else in the twilight movies who said they shouldn’t be together was correct, her dad, Jacob, all of the reservation, they were all right.

Edward is a pedophile in those movies, he’s a manipulator (breaking Bella’s car so she can’t go see her friends), and claims it’s all about “protecting her”. Its weird.

Heavyweights. Those fat kids really should have appreciated that Ben Stiller character before he became White Goodman.

Top gun

Any Steven segal movie.

Regrettably I did enjoy some of them as a kid

Toy Story . I think Sid came from an neglectful household and murging toys together was actually a healthy outlet of creativity

School of Rock

Having worked in public schools that movie is terrifying.
And We were supposed to think Sara Silverman was bitch for wanting Jack Black to pay rent?

Ferris buellers day off

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