Which part of Australia would you be willing to give up to stop Putin bombing our cities if Trump wouldn’t help?
Thursday, 13 Mar 2025
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No cities but can we give him Dutton, Gina and Lachlan/Rupert Murdoch.
Nothing. Not a single scrap of dirt to those dogs.
fuck it give them the cassowaries and emus. We can just take back that land next week after they’ve run in terror.
Pine Gap
Darwin….then see what drama happens with the leased port
200% Byron Bay
On the sole condition that all the obnoxious anti-vaxxers, food influencers and wankers are part of the agreement.
Dutton, hansen, Murdoch, the MAFS experts and the homeroom teacher I had in year 12
Hutt river province
A smiley face around the west south east coast
Two dots in the middle for ore deposits
You can take the rest
Well if trump ain’t helping pine gap becomes the obvious choice
They can have the state electorate of Churchlands for voting in Basil Zempalis…
Queensland. Preferably when Dutton, Hanson and Palmer are at home
Alice Springs
Alice Springs
Not exactly in exchange for peace but we did have the Brisbane Line plan in WW2
Mount Gambier and Lower South East. From Nangwarry down to Port Mac
Wouldn’t even give the fucker Tasmania.
Fuckwit should be forced to pull all the way back to the 2014 border.
Gold Coast….on the condition they take all the locals
Pine gap.
Me…. I’d fight till my last breath. No one is taking an inch of this nation whilst I breathe
Does this work in the opposite direction?
We have f35s, if we bomb st peters do we get to keep mosco ?
Yeah the government has already thought of that one https://www.awm.gov.au/articles/encyclopedia/homefront/brisbane_line
Mar-A-Lago, Florida…. Oh wait he’s already conquered that territory
totally willing to sacrifice florida
Sydney. he can have sydney for free
Port Augusta. Just take it.
They can take North East Queensland because I’m certain they would all support Putin anyway
We’ll consider building Putin a tiny isolated little Dacha on a small island off the coast somewhere if he promises to stop meddling with the world.
He can even safely ‘retire’ there just like Napoleon did on St Helena!
No internet though…we don’t want him getting ideas.
Easy one – Pine gap
Nothing. F him.
Florida, no need to drop bombs though, just take it.
I think I speak for all Americans when I say they Putin can have Florida
Why doesn’t Russia give up the Crimea and Donbas in the name of peace?
Everything trump owns.
ACT