Why are they all shaped like squeezed tube of toothpaste ๐Ÿ˜‚

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The dude on the right is sucking in so hard, he’s about to pass out

It looks like rogan is being held up between the two and his legs are just dangling.

‘Cus they’re all sucking in their bellies

Looks like they’re wearing girdles

Is HGH gut, the HGH also makes your internal organs grow.

HGH

Thatโ€™s that Elon build

Isnโ€™t that โ€œlookโ€ from steroid use? Forgot the technical term?

They look like they were halfway through turning into werewolves but gave up

Joe Rogan is the most out of shape fit guy I’ve ever seen

Too much gender affirming care

They look like rob liefeld drawings lmao

Wait till they realize all of their “masculine” surgeries and medical treatments are considered “gender affirming care” … Which they want to ban because they are somehow scared of trans people.

Because they’re all vain pathetic late middle aged “alpha males” who have to suck in their guts to present the powerful virile image they are so desperate to embody.

When did Zach Galifianakis get ripped and grow pigtails

Iโ€™m feeling somewhat relieved that I donโ€™t know who any of them are.

Of course Roganโ€™s Orangutan titties had to pose as well.

They got that Elon bod

Hgh causes your organs to swell. So despite having stronger arms you still look like an old fat trucker.

Or they all have the same hiatal hernia or liver cirrhosis…are they drinking buddies?

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As a European this will be the most redneck US photo i will see today. only thing missing is the bald eagle and some roaring jets with red’white and blue stripes of smoke.

Steroid stomach

Roidgut

Dude on the right has an upside down torso

Why are all of their livers so prominent? I’m beginning to think all of their supplements are NOT on the up and up, good sirs!

Rogan is on hella HGH. Thatโ€™s why he look like a Funko Pop.

Holding your gut in is so obvious. Watch American Hustle and pay attention to Amy Adams describing Christian Baleโ€™s physique.

Lipo body

Holding their breath to make their beer belly small

Other than Rogan’s cheesy face, I don’t know these other two bumpkins.

They’re all drawn by Rob Liefeld

That is what Steroids and HGH does to you after 50.

Does the guy on the right have pigtails??

Muskbod

Damn bro on the right is built like a bag of milk ๐Ÿ’€

Dad bods on steroids.

โ€œMake America Healthy Againโ€ my ass. ๐Ÿ˜†

Coach Bill Cowher, DEA Agent Hank Schrader and Randy Macho-Man Savage walk into a bar….

So does that make joe the travel sized one?

The tall dude must be from the same robot brand that Musk came from , goddamn pigeon chest deformity

Why are you shaped like a grape fruit?

Zap Brannigan girdles

Suck them bellyโ€™s in boys, the cameras on usโ€ฆ.

Is that Hacksaw Jim Duggan on the right?

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