Why are u like this?
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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Third option: “I’m a piece of shit.”
This hasn’t happened to me, but if it did, you can certain I’ll be bringing in a rat-poison sandwich the following day.
It never happened to be, I would throw hands
Every job I’ve had where I’ve taken a lunch to work with me I’ve just kept it in a tupper in my backpack. I don’t work in the desert, it’s not gonna heat-spoil in the space of a few hours.
I poison my food at work if it happens even once, might be some jizz in there, might be some darknet lsd. I’ll just leave it as a trap
*my mom has been making my lunch, why did she stop making my lunch? It’s unfair that these colleagues all have moms who make lunch for them. I have a mom too, I deserve this lunch. It might as well be mine. I might as well eat it.*
Would adding something to the “lunch” like giving them some diarrhea or something extremely spicy be against the law? Sometimes ppl need to learn the hard way. Some delicious looking chili ate cake with some ungodly amounts of unflavored laxative. Put it in a clear container for everyone to see.