Why you gotta do us like that, life?

The same brother, keep going.

Desperately hoping to get a girlfriend, knowing damn well that i’m not putting in any effort because the rejection would be the last straw.

I look like Jabba the Hutt, I ain’t that smart, and I can barely pay for my survival. Yeah, I’m not attracting anyone anytime soon. So I’d appreciate it if media would stop showing me that a relationship is the answer to all my problem.