Worst thing that can happen to a man
Saturday, 29 Mar 2025
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I agree, that’s such an uncomfortable feeling
I blame my very niche fear of toilet-dwelling monsters ready to attack your ass on Astrocreep-
Built in bidet
Poseidon’s kiss xD
I don’t know.. My balls touching the toilet water just by virtue of dangling low enough was the worst toilet-related mishap for myself.
Or maybe the time I got wasted on salty licorice/salmiakki vodka as a 17-year old and vomited black all over a white ceramic-tiled toilet. The owners were away but the daughter who was supposed to be minding the apartment kicked me out. Oh well, I probably wouldn’t have gotten a stiff one anyway, what with nearing alcohol poisoning.
I have a bidet – my chocolate starfish gets blasted with water every time I take a shit. Stop dry wiping and clean your assholes with water you filthy heathens.
Even worse when it is in a portopotty.
Wrath of nature.