Yeah that United Healthcare assassin is never going to be heard from again lol

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they still held the board meeting he was supposed to attend at 8 am.

If you see someone assassinating insurance ceos no you didn’t

I’d pay whoever found him 20k to say no, they didn’t.

The CEO of United Health got killed in Manhattan today

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I ain’t seen shit

In another subreddit I read a comment that said “Yeah it definitely looks like a crime of passion”. Mf….where?!?!?!?

This mf walking smoother than Andy Dufresne through the yard at Shawshank, all whilst murdering someone and troubleshooting a jammed firearm at the same damn time.

Y’all don’t want no parts with this guy. You turn this ni88a in…yo ass is super grass. Kentucky Blue.

😭John wick comment had me giggling

You know it’s gonna be the most Karen mf of them all to say anything

I bet he’s never caught. A proper lone wolf who left his phone at home. Has cancer or something that will kill him in a year anyway. Nothing to lose will make a man do crazy things. Like be John wick

They should offer free healthcare for a year. All labs tests and two ambulance rides a month. 

I’m not saying the guy who got shot deserved it. Imma just say, I hope someone out there is tearing down them posters.

I bet we can crowdfund a way better counter offer to keep people’s mouths shut.

his family could easily pay 10 million, start there maybe.

Asking the public to act like detective to track a proven killer is crazy…only details are he’s white and rides ebikes in the park

10k just for information? They might want to reword that part to be more specific. Either way I didn’t see nothin.

He was under investigation for insider trading as well having sold 101.5 million in the company’s shares. Also implicated were the chief people officer and the chief accounting officer. His death makes it reasonably easy to push all the blame on him and provide reasonable doubt.

They might as well take this down, not getting any public help on this one.

Good work, 47.

My thoughts and prayers are out of network… Sorry!

Plot twist: CEO hired the hitman. Suffering from a fatal disease that would not be covered under his life insurance policy, he decided he would take his own life via proxy so his family still gets their payout.

Somewhere in Manhattan, John Marston is tearing down these wanted posters…

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A true NYer would know to mind their mfing business

I hope we get a deathbed confession in 60 years

That man earned $10 million in 2023. They got it. Reward should in the 6 figures!

I actually trust nobody to snitch on this one

Funny, he kills one person and there’s a bounty on his head. The mother fucker who was shot killed 1000’s and he got to live in a mansion

Mainstream news reports the shooter was an “illegal immigrant” in 5, 4, 3, …

Snitches get stitches!

10k for some guy with a silhouette that fits literally any of thousands and thousands of bike delivery people. Nah.

Yeah and it’s only $7000 after the deductible.

I saw the video.Guy was on a mission, and KNEW how to use that weapon to the point of clearing his weapon, with no signs of fear or claming up when it malfunctioned multiple times.

Reading the comments about this and there’s been so many heartbreaking stories from people who knew people whom were denied the healthcare they needed.

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They put a bounty of 200k on Omar’s head and he was just rolling drug dealers in West Baltimore

Good luck to the next CEO if this guy isn’t caught.

Is this the start of the whole “eating the rich” thing?

When I saw the video I was like he’s clearly a professional. But now I see the bike, I’m not so sure…

Maybe less John Wick, more Villanelle.

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