“When I first met your mom, I said “that giant pussy is gonna gobble me up” but we went on a few dates and she paid my rent, so I figured maybe I could make it work with her giant pussy. I mean, she had a boat and she let all my friends hang out on it. Pussy size isn’t everything in the world.”
We live in a society
I’m a size king for them big holes.
Thumbs up to her regular hole
“When I first met your mom, I said “that giant pussy is gonna gobble me up” but we went on a few dates and she paid my rent, so I figured maybe I could make it work with her giant pussy. I mean, she had a boat and she let all my friends hang out on it. Pussy size isn’t everything in the world.”
Lol who talks like that

Love the double standard
Its funnier seeing all the people in the comment section who think this is a guy and girl when its two guys
That line really fucked them up
Bruh just needed to say: wanna find out? Now no one is having sex.
Do you hear a soft whistle when it’s windy?
My go to response to dick size questions on dating apps is
“What do you weigh?”
👍

Guys that is NOT a woman he is saying that to
i love how men clapping back at women is making & entire generation of incels of both genders
The boys here in the comments winning all the made-up arguments against the “females” lmao
Well played mate!
I love big holes so let’s party
The thumbs up sent me.
goatse
Yep, it’s strange to look for big dick if your hole is regular.
Yo dig bick
Thats some shit that someone with a big whole would say
That did some psychic damage
The kama sutra speaks of this
the thumbs up on on ‘nevermind you on some weird shit’ puts this over the edge
But how do you know it’s a regular hole? How does one measure hole size?
Don’t say freaky shit when you can’t match it.