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Thursday, 13 Mar 2025
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2 and 6
Freak the shit out the Vatican and become the anti christ in their eyes
r/crowbro’s assemble
2 and 7.
Bird king.
2 and 8
6 is the only useful one… i guess 4 is second most?
5. gets me a superstar position in a niche field that I find fascinating. I could become the most famous etymologist of all time, and it’s unrestricted by language so I could use it to help revive dead languages and crack open a window into history.
6. sounds like a great solution to sleeping in my room during hot weather. Now heat can be dispersed from all sides of my body and I’m psure levitating will be more comfy than a bed.
Combining both, I’d probably accidentally start a religion from people realizing I have knowledge that I couldn’t possibly have and the ability to levitate.
Me and those chickens are gonna have a hell of a time
5 and 8, easily
I am interested in things like linguistics, so knowing the etymology of large words would be sweet. Plus then I wouldn’t have to look up the definition because usually they are self explanatory.
I fucking hate getting my socks wet, it’s an awful feeling. It’s the main reason I hate rain and snow, because they somehow always manage to get in my shoes or boots. I probably couldn’t care less about the underwear though.
1 and 6 would turn me into a bioweapon bomber.
1 and 6. Fly and gas the enemy population below.
I live in Texas.
9 months of the year, I am a menacing figure drifting through the air amidst a murder of crows.
2 and 6 is the best answer
When you live in a tropical country, 6 is usually the only option
Yeah, 2 and 6 are winners
I eat 2 twice. Don’t question my motifs
Easy… number 2
4 & 6
2
Do you realise the army i could have?
Theres hundreds of thousands in the west of ireland alone
I’m going 3 and 8. Hate me cuz you ain’t me
5 and 6 for me
3 is probably idea of Percy Jackson if you know what I mean
2 and 5
I will start by teaching the crows how to speak, then invite them on to my etymology podcast, so that I may slowly assimilate them into our society as celebrities. Once the crows are famous enough, we will slowly repossession our podcast to be more politically charged, a few of the crows will become motivated to join political office themselves, thus ushering in the crow party…
.”wait I did not think this through can I go back and pick again?”
2 and 6 would be a good combination. But 2 and 3 or 3 and 6 would also kinda work for freaking ppl out and becoming a famous devil/antichrist
2
2&5
6 because I live near the equator and it’s almost always a hot weather and maybe 2 even though I haven’t seen a crow where I live.
2 and 4
2 and 7, and the mother of all wars shall begin
Everyone choosing 6 hasn’t played enough D&D, it says levitate, not fly. Monkey’s paw rules say that could be as little as one inch off the ground and still technically levitating.
Obviously there’s no conceivable downside to crows liking you.
2, 7, trust the process
2 8
2 and 5 for me. Give me a word, any word, and I will show you that the root of that word is Greek, caw!