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Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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JD Vance needs his fat face slapped.
Q: “what must I do to convince you?!”
Worf: “Die.”
I’d probably smile if I read his obituary.
These are always the dumbest comments to be made by someone whose entire personality is to create division. Then he plays the victim and complains about what he has done. He makes everything political, makes personal attacks, blames everyone else and so on.
I honestly think quitting would be good and all but if he would just obey the law and respect human dignity that would go a long way.
If he wasn’t so committed to being an awful, selfish person in every scenario, maybe decent people would like him more?
Alternate caption to top photo:
Mike Johnson hits the remote on JayDee Vance’s hidden vibrator.
Well, for starters, give us our rights back. Maybe lower taxes for people of lower income and tax your tax bracket. Maybe don’t let the richest man alive steal from our treasury?
There’s a MILLION things he could do. But he won’t.
Or he could sewerslide himself
That would also be pretty cool
There is a lot he *could* do, just effectively none of it anywhere near what anyone would reasonably expect him to do
My morbid curiosity is nowhere near enough to watch him actually speak but AP reported that Democrats stood and applauded when he talked about getting citizens returned home as a prisoner swap?Â
Does that not count as standing and applauding?Â
The child like smirks of couch fucker and me and my son have a masturbation app is alarming
He could admit he is a Russian asset
Clearly all those big strong men, so strong it’s like nothing ever seen before – are not democrats.
But they are tremendous and bigly.
Trump is Putin’s b*tch.
In all seriousness, if he had given Putin a public dressing down instead of our ally, I’d have been thrilled. But that’s completely out of the realm of possibility for this administration.
Stop making rich Republican Nazi assholes even richer, increase environmental protections, make spreading mis and disinformation a crime, and so much more.
I impose arbitrary tariffs, and they complain! I gut virology and cancer research, and they’re up in arms! I try to extort Ukraine into giving up their natural resources and they call me a monster! They’re impossible to please!
[YouTube link](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XbMHJc10jnU&t=438s&pp=2AG2A5ACAQ%3D%3D)
There’s an absurd abundance of things he could do. He will just never do any of it.
You could do exactly the opposite of everything you’re doing now.
If he started pushing policy that would actually help the USA i couldnt give 2 shits who he is.
Either Colbert or Seth Meyers had the exact same reply.
You could die
He could try doing literally *one* thing that isn’t blatently devious……
How about come up with a single policy that benefits the American people??
“I could cure a disease that ravages thousands around the world and they still wouldn’t like me” like Covid? Like your abysmal response to Covid? Is that the cure you’re talking about?
I’m constantly reminded of Blackadder:
[https://youtu.be/Pxbzb8XXiGQ?t=128](https://youtu.be/Pxbzb8XXiGQ?t=128)
Well there’s this *one* thing…
1000% unfit. You should quit.
He could announce that he will support Ukraine in restoring their territorial integrity and ejecting the invaders. Most democrats would cheer for that.