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Timothy 2:12 should be the reply under every post of MTG!

If you want to have some fun, take a look at some of the mental gymnastics that the biblical scholars try to do to make this passage less absurd. Hilarious how quickly the word of God can become “unclear” or “less straightforward” when it’s inconvenient.

[**1 Corinthians 14:34-35**](https://biblehub.com/1_corinthians/14-34.htm)
Women are to be silent in the churches. They are not permitted to speak, but must be in submission, as the law says. / If they wish to inquire about something, they are to ask their own husbands at home; for it is dishonorable for a woman to speak in the church.

[**Genesis 3:16**](https://biblehub.com/genesis/3-16.htm)
To the woman He said: โ€œI will sharply increase your pain in childbirth; in pain you will bring forth children. Your desire will be for your husband, and he will rule over you.โ€

[**Ephesians 5:22-24**](https://biblehub.com/ephesians/5-22.htm)
Wives, submit to your husbands as to the Lord. / For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, His body, of which He is the Savior. / Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything.

atheists raised in religious families usually donโ€™t get there without deep study and reflection. consequently, they often know the bible or other religious texts better than those who are deeply indoctrinated and accepting

Sophia became an atheist that day.

Friendly reminder. For centuries the catholic church banned the translation of the Bible and possession of it by common people. I wonder why? Maybe because if people could read all the bullshit at once and compare it, they’d see how ridiculous it all is.

Ah, yes. The Christianity of Paul.

As a former Christian, turned atheist, I agree. There is no better tool for religious de-programming than reading the Bible and realising how few Christians have read it, and how much fewer follow it.

I donโ€™t believe in God and Iโ€™ve read the Bible as a teen, it was because I was looking for a reason to believe and thought if Iโ€™d read the Bible I would find something in there that made me believe, but I didnโ€™t

When I tell you that virtually all the religious people Iโ€™ve ever known have never read the Bible I am not joking, people who go to church regularly have never read the Bible, they just listen to excerpts and nod their head and then cite verses they think backs up whatever point they are making at the time

That’s also how Taliban start working for women not talking to each other? Because it feel like the same lol.

The majority of atheists I know were raised religious and therefore know the Bible quite well.

Zero knowledge of the book results in this kind of stuff yes.

This is absolutely hilarious

Look Iโ€™m gonna preface this by saying Iโ€™m an atheist for a variety of personal reasons but I was raised Catholic and shit like this is kinda just demonstrating the poor understanding many people who go out of their way to โ€œdunkโ€ on religion have over the topics they are covering.

Firstly if you were to choose a text that demonstrated the sexism of the bible you could find better examples. The problem a lot of people have with the bible is they assume itโ€™s all equivalent in its mandate, thatโ€™s not how the bible or even most Christianโ€™s religious beliefs (which is kinda the important part) works.Timothy is quite literally just a series of letters from the Apostle Paul on how he thinks the new church should look in its devising. Itโ€™s about as mundane as any part of the bible can be

Why is this important? Because even the most devout Christian theologians wouldnโ€™t argue that the letters to Timothy reflect the divine word of the lord like say the parables and words of Jesus do in the Gospels. They are recommendations by an important but very notably not omnipotent and not all righteous religious figure on legal codes, in this case Paul is arguing essentially that women shouldnโ€™t be priests (though thatโ€™s not literally what he is saying because such things would have been different in this period). At most if one was a real fundamentalist literalist you might argue that god guided the wording and design of the bible but even then, our versions of the bible have changed over the years and massive institutions like the Catholic Church have argued this shit for literal centuries. Itโ€™s a human decision about a text written by a very old very not modern human on his very human (if depressingly bad) beliefs on how legal church organisation should work.

All in all this is a roundabout way of saying if you really believed fully and whole heartedly in the defined Christian โ€œword of the lordโ€ as it were and your reached Timothy 2:12, you could very easily disagree with it without marring both your Christian beliefs or the importance of the bible in your eyes. Many other books also face the same nuance and even a lot of other common โ€œgotchasโ€ youโ€™ll hear about biblical law have their roots in things that make them seem a lot less silly with contexf (another one that comes to mind is the donโ€™t wear mixed fabrics one which many modern day scholars now believe has more to do with temple law where only certain church figures on certain days could wear mixed fabrics or something of that regard. There are other theories but itโ€™s basically an outdated poorly translated church law that is by no means some divine mandate to never wear mixed fabrics or risk hell).

Someone in the comments references the genesis passage where god orders women to help their husbands, that oneโ€™s a far more damning though less fitting one for the comment above. That being said plenty of Christianโ€™s are not biblical literalists and also likely could resolve their faith around that wording as well.

TLDR: bad analysis is bad analysis even if itโ€™s coming from a kernel of truth. Timothy is a set of letters by Paul on what he thinks church law should be like and is by no means a defining god given mandate. Itโ€™s a poor text to use to prove a point. Iโ€™m very tired so I hope when I wake up tomorrow this rant makes some sorta sense

The real scholars of the Bible are atheist, most Christians open their Bible in church

In other words, women exist to have children and aren’t allowed to speak their mind

Women defending the bible is just like the cow defending the butcher ๐Ÿ˜Ž

So why would a woman be a Christian?

God was really salty about that whole fruit thing.

I started reading the bible to use points against Christians and now im going to help set up Christmas events at my local church

You criticize one religion backward teachings it’s totally ok, you criticize another : suddenly islamophobia.

“Properly read,ย **the Bible is the most potent force for atheism ever conceived.**” Isaac Azimov.

Karsh

I love using that verse against people because it’s not me saying it, i don’t really give a shit, it’s **their** book that **they** dedicated **their** life too.

If you’re gonna live by a set of rules, either follow all of the rules or shut the fuck up.

That part CLEARLY does not apply to her, come on! She is a superior woman!

People get to pick and choose what they believe. Thats why so many people are not religious fundamentalists. They get to decide what about their god is sacred and what is not. It is because of this that when someone chooses to hold onto the idea of damning their fellow human beings to an eternity of torment for any reason whatsoever, much less for not believing in the same thing they do, I get to choose to have absolutely nothing to do with their spiteful, hate-filled asses. Lets say it all together now, Fuck Christianity and Fuck Islam. These are ideologies of intolerance, hate, and retribution dressed up as the most perverted form of love one can conceive.

This cracks me up ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

i think both halves of the original are wrong. Christians existed before the Bible was assembled.

There is no god, anybody that hasn’t figured that out yet is a moron

My undergrad offered the most atheistic heretical course available. I think it was even named โ€œBible as Fictionโ€ or something (essentially a lit. theory analysis of the different old/New Testament authors).

Man, list poems are boring as shit.

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Trust me, knowing the game is half the battle. The other half? Well, that’s where things get interesting.

Donโ€™t hate the player; hate the game.

โ€œReading and understanding the Bibleโ€

*Quotes a passage written specifically to address concerns at the church of Ephesus out of context to tell a woman to shut up*

“Thou shalt not repost.” (Sub’s rules 2:1.)

Happy is the one who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks – Psalm 137:9

Reformation

most people don’t know, but you can checkmate any christian with Matthew 19:21

*โ€œIf you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me.โ€*

When Atheists argue like Protestants

Property is not allowed to opine Sophia

Can confirm, read both testaments and a comic book about Jesus as a kid. Became atheist.

I really need to start quoting Monty Python whenever people like this speak.

“O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.’ And the Lord did grinโ€. -Saint Attila

“Blessed are the cheese-makers.”

That is probably either a translation error or intentionally added by the male who trantslated the text.

Some bibles even mention unicorns existance, when the original bible only described a now extinct siberian rhino and never talked about it as a magical creature.

The truth is bibles are actually pretty bad books, faith has to come from heart, not from a book written by men.

Oh, and by the way, I’m not a religious person, I just bellieve that any regilion you believe in should come from the heart and not from a book, no matter what religion.

If books are to be the guide for a religion, then I would just read Harry Potter. It’s much more entertaining. Hail Grifindor!

Hecking epic. Atheism wins again. Take my gold kind stranger. We did it, reddit !

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