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Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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every morning since june of 2016 i’ve woken up hoping to hear this news. on that day i will plan the biggest celebration/party of ever held. it will be the best day ever not just for me but for the nation and the the entire planet.
Yeeeeessssss!!!!! That day shall be made a national holiday!!!!! I’ve been wishing for this since I saw him coming down the escalator!
Yeah but guess who that leaves us with. 🛋️
It’s terrible to say, yet so true.
Damage to our institutions and democracy will have already been done, though.
And, to illustrate that point, some gullible sheep will now try to tell me that we aren’t a democracy.
a little late to the party….
In the turbulent aftermath of Watergate, the former peanut farmer from Georgia pardoned Vietnam draft evaders and became the first US leader to take climate change seriously.
On the international stage, he helped to broker an historic peace agreement between Egypt and Israel, but he struggled to deal with the Iran hostage crisis and the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan.
After a single term in office, he was swept aside by Republican Ronald Reagan in the 1980 election, winning just six states.
The world will be celebrating.
Can you please make one using the Kermit meme? I’ll buy 10
And when I write it, it’s gonna make Hunter S. Thompson’s Nixon obituary seem tame and sedate.
Waiting impatiently
Can’t wait
Is it me? Are you guys all secretly mad at me? 🙁
Can he Please be hung by his heels a la Mussolini ??
The sooner, the better.
EAT THE RICH
Ahhh – assuming y’all are thinking about the orange moron but he’s got a boatload of wannabes in his wake and look at the shit-heeled SOB who’d succeed him.
Lawd, deliver us from these EVILvangelicals!
I want that on a tshirt
Cant wait! No half mast flags for him!
There _will_ come a day I will dance on _his_ grave
Unable to dance, I will crawl across it
Unable to dance, I’ll crawl, yeah
Unable to dance, I’ll crawl, yeah
Oh, glorious day!!!
A lot of cult members would cry.
Genuis
Closing asylums was a mistake!
Did my ex wife write that?
I will not read it, just celebrate that it’s there.
Elon!?
Looking forward to it
I hear all this whining and complaining, but wasn’t the witch’s death in the _Wizard of Oz_ cause for celebration? Same difference, except water only makes the orange Cheeto dust run, so it’s just a waiting game. Edit to note: make no mistake. I wish ZERO ILL upon the man. Trump is a vile, draft dodging, felonious traitor who deserves jail time but instead is our President. Good for him and everyone who voted for him. I weep for our future. He does NOT deserve anything more than any other human- life, liberty, pursuit of happiness- but it does not mean those who find him abominable on our shared earth have to love or celebrate him either way. If it makes people feel better that the world they had to share with him will some day no longer have him or whoever else’s presence they find odious to them, is that so horrible? No one should wish death. We all will see it. But some people in the world’s history have been reviled, and are usually the stuff of children’s nightmare stories on how NOT to live your life
I look forward to urinating on trumps grave
Trump’s tombstone will read ‘Here Lies Donald Trump, as Always ‘.
The wake will be held at McDonald’s. **BYOB (bring your own burger)**
well, hope when they do post it, it will be with a picture of the Jan 6 rioters.
Certainly not soon enough, and if that does occur while in office the one succeeding him is actually even worse. Democracy is doomed in the US.
He’s gonna live to be 107 and get more and more demented and harm the country more and more each day of his life
We’ve got 30 more years of this guy.
We need a plan other than waiting.
Elon or Donald?
Can’t be soon enough. I hope they throw his corpse in the middle of the Panama canal.