You’re stuck on a 10 hour flight. Where do you sit?
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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6, Mantis could just sleep me until we land
4. Reed will probably be on a laptop or something doing work and I feel like Cap would be a model neighbour with pleasant engaging small talk.
I’m taking the copilot seat next to Jeff.
8, they just seem pretty chill
Doesn’t matter, Jeff is flying. We’re screwed anyway
If jeff is the pilot we are NOT surviving, he has a bad tendency to off himself
7. No further elaboration
I assume Sue is 4, so I choose to sit there too
1) the stories would be amazing. Then the bickering. Eventually love . I would feel like I watched an entire season of a soap or desperate housewives of Asgard.
8 because it ”slays”
7 is the only option
Is this a trick question? Number 3 for me. I would literally sell a kidney for that spot….
Seat 4: Captain America is likely to store his shield in an overhead compartment and he’s generally pretty considerate. Mr Fantastic can make himself thinner/flatter thus giving me more space and comfort.
Three, in case we crash.
Edit: It didn’t even occur to me that Jeff was the pilot. So *when* we crash
I would sit between loki and thor so i can put my head on loki shoulders and fall asleep or loki put his on mine and fall asleep
1. Loki would be entertaining for a flight that long. Moon Knight as well for very different reasons.
2 is probably pretty peaceful. Psylocke is instinctively quiet and Iron Fist will probably use the time to meditate.
Im sitting in seat number 5 because if Jeff’s flying, this plane is definitely going down at some point, and Iron Man is already an experienced hero in this department.
This is a real tough call. I know where I DONT want to sit. Despite being a Mr. Fantastic main, I’d never sit in 4. Main reason? I’d feel Namor kicking reeds seat the whole flight.
3 6 or 8
6 for a chill flight overall
1 with some snacks for some sibling drama action
I’ll take 4 any day
7. Aisle and I’m gonna bet luna smells nice
Wait….since I use Jeff…do I fly the plane?
Not 1 for sure 😂
Unironically just sit next to Loki and Thor. They’re not toddlers and won’t fight like such
With this administration, near someone that can fly.
2 seems chill
1
1 is nice listen to some siblings bickering while waiting for the impending crash of the plane once I hear shark growls over the intercom.
I never thought about it before, but most of the cast probably smells really *really* bad. I would not want to be on this flight.
Don’t want 2 because Ironfist is probably watching a movie in Chinese on his phone without headphones and psylock is breathing angrily through her mask and mumbling
Don’t want 4 because Richards and CA are probably having a conversation *over* you for the whole flight
Don’t want 6 because Mantis is probably asking weird awkward questions while you’re trying to watch a movie and you have to climb over groot to use the bathroom
Don’t want 1 because Loki will steal your pretzels and spike your drink while Thor talks about himself the whole flight.
Don’t want 3 because Magneto and Strange definitely both hog the armrests
Don’t want 5 because stark is just day-drinking the whole flight and probably has a full-size workstation set up, plus he’s probably complaining about how his private jet is in the shop
Don’t want 8 because presumably, Peni is in her mech
Probably I’d take 7 just because it’s an aisle, but Luna is probably steeped in an overly sporty perfume while Black Widow’s perfume smells like a mix of hairspray and vodka, and spiderman behind you just smells like old sweat and unwashed costume. Groot across the aisle probably smells like wet mulch.
And it’s all moot anyway, because I’ve been on too many Jeff-Air flights and I know how they all land.
my bisexual ass is gonna sit in 2. Both Psylocke and Iron fist and a chance to accidentally sit on Susan? Sign me up!
1. Must. Stop. Siblings. Rivalry.
8 I just feel like it’s the safest, not that the flight is very safe with Jeff at the wheel
…I can sit next to Mantis? Deal.
The drama sitting at 1 would be crazy
1. Knowing how Thor’s personality is, he would probably be annoying on flight, with his ”chats”
2. Hot woman (God i love asian women) & idk much about Lin Lie
3. Two grumpy old guys, hell nah
4. I would probably get bored by those two immediately so i would probably fall asleep real quick
5. Grumpy old guy & a playboy, no thanks
6. Mantis could put me instantly to sleep
7. Two hot but annoying women
8. Annoying teenage girl and Peter and his jokes would probably also annoy me on 10h flight
My definitive answer is 6.
6 or 7 lmao
7 because aisle seat is a must on a long flight. Plus, I get to chat with Groot and Rocket
A calm chat with Magneto and Strange would be nice, with the occasional snarky remark from Stark.Â
It’d be cool if Tchalla was around too, but I ain’t sitting anywhere close to Hela. Plus Storm RIGHT by his ex is gonna turn really awkward rank soon.
7 or 8 can be cool, Peni, Peter and Luna all seem like cheerful people and it could be a fun trip. And Groot can chime in from across the aisle.
6 is good because Mantis can put me to sleep lol
1 would be fun as long as they dont fight
3 would be by far the most interesting one
6 cause mantis + groot sounds like a chill time
7 you know why
6 no question. It’s a window seat with two absolute sweethearts even though I can’t understand one but I might learn to understand Groot
1. For the absolute fun it would be
3 for sitting next to the sorcerer supreme and try to convince him to train me lol
2. So they can tell me about Cheaper Townhall and Choco Mayo kurae
8
I like being in the back of a plane, it’s a window seat, you get to sit next to people who are probably gonna be fun to talk to or hang out with the whole flight, but also are small and won’t make the space feel cramped
On top of this you’re sitting behind Luna and Dagger, and far away from the inevitable Thor/Loki bickering at the front of the plane
2, right next to psylocke. There is hela but that’s a worthy risk
1 or 8.