Zelensky estimatimating the size of Trump and Vance.
Wednesday, 12 Mar 2025
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It’s very generous
And the distance between Zelensky’s eyes is of Elon’s.
That’s generous didn’t Stormy Daniels say Trump had a mushroom 🍄
You can see he is trying to improve the diplomatic relationship by being very generous.
They always said he was generous.
Seems generous
It’s not bodyshaming if it’s my opponent ☺️
That’s too nice, smaller, dude, it’s smaller.
Lmao
I think the other hand is a sofa 
I guess this is also basically r/politics now
Trump wouldn’t know. He hasn’t seen his cock in years.
Body shaming. Nice.
And yet he keeps coming back for more. He’s a good boy.
Zelensky is nothing but a puppet put there by the Obama Regime. Trump thankfully cut that coke head off.
Zelensky pretending to be a giant enemy crab.
Zelensky: “Your di*ks are like THIS big… in full erection!”
When Trump, Vance and musk act like disrespectful children they deserve to be treated the same, hence the disrespectful childish dick jokes. You cant treat people like shit and expect to be respected. This is very funny 😂😂😂😜
That’s still too big for the both of them 🤣
It’s the size of Trump’s brain, his dick is shorter
The Zelenskyy dick riding on Reddit will never not be funny
This just sad.. like insults of a 9 year olds..
Subreddit in shambles
Fuck this page. Another fucking political spew piece
He is giving them WAY too much credit
Is making fun of men for small dick size really still acceptable in 2025? Imagine people were making fun of a woman for having small tits. That would be rightly seen as sexist and inappropriate. How is this different?
Not like there’s nothing else to make fun of. It’s fucking Trump.
Trump and Vance always look at each other and giggle when they hear someone say “more than a mouthful’s a waste”.
First i hit a line this long, then i hit a line that long!
This guy was literally on stage a few years back doing theater shaking his ass.
But he’s the shortest one in the room
Their wives would say he’s overestimating!
Didn’t take much to F*** Zelensky..😏
And me to by the looks of it
That’s 8 inches, I swear!
I just see Zelensky in his usual pose for joe and hunter.